CarpetSharksInk

(A coal-black ferret sticks his head out of an inkwell and goes into a carnival-barker routine.) "Howdy, howdy, howdy, ladies and gentlemen! Welcome to the Cafepress shop for that most eminent of all Yahoo groups Carpet Sharks Ink! "Ya say ya want ta buy some really neat ferret stuff? Well, now, ya’ve come to the right place! Yessir, we’ve got all sorts of great things here for sale stuff ta wear, stuff ta hang on yer walls, stuff ta use around yer house, and just plain stuff! "And remembah, ALL of the profits from sales will go into the Carpet Sharks Ink petty cash fund, for those group members who need money for ferret medical emergencies! So, all you fine ferret-loving people out there - BUY OUR STUFF! Operators are standing by!!" (Ferret looks serious.) "Oh, yes, all images are copyrighted. Don't make us hunt you down." ===== Written by Paul E. Jamison