Mark the end of an era: commemorate your survival (or not) through Carly's tenure as CEO, and announce your accomplishment to the world.

Welcome: the Carly Years' shop now offers all previous designs and more under one roof! Keep checking back, and please spread the word.

Hurd survivor... Commemorate your survival through the first round from the new CEO, and announce your accomplishment to the world.	Hurd victim... Made it through the Carly cuts only to get axed by the new CEO? Commemorate your role in being first of the new lot to "take one for the team."
I survived... Commemorate your survival through Carly's tenure as CEO, and announce your accomplishment to the world.	sans-survivor... An alternate design for our most popular "I survived..." products, for those who prefer their shirt graphics just on the front.
victim of... Didn't make it through the cuts? Commemorate your role in "taking one for the team" during Carly's tenure as CEO.	Carly & Bob... Commemorate your survival through Carly's tenure as CEO, and remind the world that you've been through all this before.
i for performance... Commemorate your favorite new corporate policy.	trust the musician... Remind yourself for next time: don't take advice from anyone until you know what instrument they play.