Featuring critically essential life enhancing merchandise
Captain Corruption: The Brand Wear my logo today! Show your friends. Tell em Captain Corruption is a cool new mall store with naked folks in its Christmas catalog. Your friends will think you're cool! |
Essential Liberty! Now more than ever the words of Benjamin Franklin ring true: They that can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety! |
Danger - Independent Thought Danger! I suffer from frequent and severe bouts of Independent Thought and I may be contagious! |
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Eminent Domain? I got yer Eminent Domain! Property rights! My property was seized by Eminent Domain and all I got was a lousy t-shirt! I Got Your Eminent Domain Right Here! |
Lord Save Me From Your Politicians! Faithful tee's, sweatshirts, hoodies and bumper stickers with a very important prayer to the man upstairs! |
Unalienable Rights Let them know you've actually read the Declaration of Independence. Let them know you actually believe in its principles! |
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Surgeon Generals Warning - Independent Thought Warning! The Surgeon General has determined that independent thought may be hazerdous to your health! |
Move On Veterans for the Ethical Treatment of Litm Let soft money ring! The PAC for everyone... join Move On Veterans for the Ethical Treatment of Litmus Tests today! |
Corporate Media Sucks Corporate Media... what a wasteland of muckraking sensationalists! Say it like you mean it, say it like you know it. Corporate media sucks! |
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I hacked 40 million credit cards I hacked 40 million credit cards and all I got was this lousy t-shirt! Humor t-shirt shows that identity theft can be fun for all! |
Yo Michael - Tee Time at 9:00 - Juice Yo Michael - See ya on the links. Tee time is at 9:00. Try not to be late. O.J. Be the first on the block to sport this stylishly wry MJ and OJ gear! |
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Labels Labels and rhetoric. How could our society survive without them? Pigeon hole yourself in one of our stylish categories lest the world continue to be confused about where you stand. |
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So Long Sandra Day! Sandra Day O'Conner, the Swing vote of the Supremes, has resigned. Say So Long to Swingin Sandra Day!! We'll miss ya, and the Supreme Court will miss ya! |
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Gamer Gear Are you a Certified Bezerk? Cannon Fodder? Players do it for Experience and Dungeon Masters will trade XP for Booze... Grog and Scotch just added! |
P.V.S.U. Persistent Vegetative State University Show your school pride with officially licensed Persistent Vegitative State University gear! |
Persistent Vegetative States Collect all fifty Persistent Vegetative States, or just pick on the obvious. Captain Corruption plays no favorites! |
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