<cp><p>Why buy from WalMart when you can buy from Dr. Stool? Show the world you know your Stool! </p>
<p>At Dr. Stool's store, you can be sure the quality's cheap, but the prices aren't. You'll probably be sorry later, but what the hell.</p>
<p>Just kidding folks, the stuff is really nice--designed it myself-- and your purchase, which you <i>will</i> love, will help me keep scooping the Wall Street poop!</p>