StoolMart

Why buy from WalMart when you can buy from Dr. Stool? Show the world you know your Stool! At Dr. Stool's store, you can be sure the quality's cheap, but the prices aren't. You'll probably be sorry later, but what the hell. Just kidding folks, the stuff is really nice--designed it myself-- and your purchase, which you will love, will help me keep scooping the Wall Street poop! Thanks, Doc