Special Note: Some of our designs are meant to be humorous (none are meant to offend). We hope you enjoy them! More importantly, we hope you have fun shopping!
Do you have a great idea for a design? Do you like one (or more) of our DESIGN IDEAS, but can't wait for us to design it and publish it online? You're in luck! You can REQUEST A DESIGN using a simple e-mail request. Just click HERE, and tell us what you want your design to look like, what you want it to say (the message), and what product (or products) you want it printed on.
Upon receipt of your request, a professional artist will start to work on your design. For FREE! All of our artists and photographers are proficient in the high-end graphics programs (like Adobe Photoshop, Macromedia Freehand, and Adobe Illustrator). Some are experts and some have over two decades of experience as graphic designers.
You will receive an e-mail notification when your design is finished (usually within 2 business days). FYI: This is a FREE service! And there is absolutely no obligation to purchase any products printed with the design that you requested, EVER! (And you can make as many requests as you desire.) If for any reason, you do not like the original design that we come up with, you will also have the absolute right to REQUEST ANOTHER DESIGN (feedback is encouraged, however). For DESIGN IDEAS, just scroll down to the DESIGN IDEAS marquee (your DESIGN REQUEST can be for any of our DESIGN IDEAS, or you can use one of your own).
THIS SECTION IS devoted to GEEKS AND GEARHEADS! For those of you who are not sure who "Geeks" and/or "Gearheads" are, we have provided the following definitions:
GEEK:
"Geek" has always had negative connotations within society at large, where being described as a geek tends to be an insult. The term has recently become less condescending, or even a badge of honor, within particular fields and subcultures; this is particularly evident in the technical disciplines, where the term is now more of a compliment denoting extraordinary skill (geek.wikiverse.org).
ÜBERGEEK
Someone regarded as a paragon of geek achievement and virtue (urbandictionary.com).
GEARHEAD:
A person who is extremely interested and knowledgeable about computers, electronics, technology, and gadgets (dictionary.com).
GEEK TEST:
If you've ever been dumped at a "Star Trek" convention, hosted a LAN gaming party or kicked butt at Trivial Pursuit so many times that friends refuse to take out a board in your presence, chances are you might be a geek. Stop rolling your eyes and sighing. You're in good company. There's Microsoft mogul Bill Gates, after all, and others, like actors Woody Allen and the ever-quirky John Cusack, who make being slightly odd seem cool. For those unsure of their spot in the social pecking order, there's a quiz floating around online that has math club members and gamers alike clicking hundreds of tiny boxes in the hopes of rising to geek god status.
In recent weeks the site was logging several thousand hits a day, according to its webmaster. To take the quiz in its entirety, go to www.innergeek.us/geek.html. The query offers several hundred questions that cover everything from writing fan fiction to joining Mensa to the finer points of Linux. At the end, those who complete the test can click on a "rank my geekiness" button to learn their score, which is, of course, carried out to the fifth decimal point. Those who score highest can join a Geek Hall of Fame. Most people aren't worthy.
The Geek Test racked up a record 488,989 hits for the month of June, 2003!
Following is a partial list of the designs that we have planned for this section:
"Pentiums Melt In Your PC, Not In Your Hand!", "You Make My Software Turn Into Hardware! (Geek Pick-Up Line)", "ASCII Stupid Question, Get A Stupid ANSI!", "Use The Source, Luke!", "Evolution Is God's Way Of Issuing Upgrades", "Ooops, My Brain Just Hit A Bad Sector!", I Can't Use My Computer, My Cat Ate My Mouse!", COBOL Programmers Understand Why Women Hate Periods!", "COBOL Programs Are An Exercise In Artificial Inelegance!", "BASIC Programmers Never Die, They GOSUB And Don't RETURN", "Is Reading In The Bathroom Multi-Tasking?", "C:/DOS, C:/DOS/RUN, RUN/DOS/RUN", "When all Else Fails, Manipulate the Data", "To Err Is Human, To Really Foul Things Up Requires a Computer", "Home Is Where You Hang Your H@", "The E-mail Of The Species Is More Deadly Than The Mail", "You Can't Teach A New Mouse Old Clicks", "Pentium Wise, Pen and Paper Foolish", "The Geek Shall Inherit The Earth", "Don't Byte Off More Than You Can View", "A Chat Has Nine Lives", "Fax Is Stranger Than Fiction", "What Boots Up Must Come Down", "Virtual Reality Is Its Own Reward", "Modulation In All Things", "Our Policy Is To Always Blame The Computer", "Failure Is Not An Option; It Comes Bundled With The Software", "Computer Programmers Don't Byte, They Nybble A Bit", "The Original Point And Click Interface Was A Smith & Wesson", "Oh, What A Tangled Website We Weave", and "Geeks Multi-Task Like Others Breath, They Couldn't Think Slow If They Tried!"If you like any of these DESIGN IDEAS, you can REQUEST A DESIGN using a simple e-mail request. Just click HERE, and a professional digital artist will work on your design for FREE. You will receive an e-mail notification when your design is finished (a typical design takes 2 business days). FYI: This is a FREE service! And there is absolutely no obligation to purchase any products printed with the design that you requested, EVER! (And you can make as many requests as you desire.) If for any reason, you do not like the original design that we come up with, you will also have the absolute right to REQUEST ANOTHER DESIGN (feedback is encouraged, however).
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