My Café Xpress : HATITUDE!

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Special Note: Some of our designs are meant to be humorous (none are meant to offend). We hope you enjoy them! More importantly, we hope you have fun shopping!

REQUEST A DESIGN: HIRE A DIGITAL ARTIST FOR FREE!
Do you have a great idea for a design? Do you like one (or more) of our DESIGN IDEAS, but can't wait for us to design it and publish it online? You're in luck! You can REQUEST A DESIGN using a simple e-mail request. Just click HERE, and tell us what you want your design to look like, what you want it to say (the message), and what product (or products) you want it printed on.

Upon receipt of your request, a professional artist will start to work on your design. For FREE! All of our artists and photographers are proficient in the high-end graphics programs (like Adobe Photoshop, Macromedia Freehand, and Adobe Illustrator). Some are experts and some have over two decades of experience as graphic designers.

You will receive an e-mail notification when your design is finished (usually within 2 business days). FYI: This is a FREE service! And there is absolutely no obligation to purchase any products printed with the design that you requested, EVER! (And you can make as many requests as you desire.) If for any reason, you do not like the original design that we come up with, you will also have the absolute right to REQUEST ANOTHER DESIGN (feedback is encouraged, however). For DESIGN IDEAS, just scroll down to the DESIGN IDEAS marquee (your DESIGN REQUEST can be for any of our DESIGN IDEAS, or you can use one of your own).

DESIGN IDEAS (REQUEST A DESIGN, OR COME UP WITH YOUR OWN):
Following is a partial list of new designs that we have planned for this section:

"Wish You Were Hair!", "Bear In Mind", "Be Kind - I Have A Teenager", "Ewes Not Fat, Ewes Fluffy" (Sheep), "Jingle All The Way" (Slot Machine), "Peas Of Mind", "What's Up Duck?" (Ducks), "The Lawn Ranger", "Your Karma Ran Over My Dogma", "Speak Softly & Carry A Cell Phone", "Life Began In A Garden", "Still Plays With Cars", "Head Carver", "Head Chef", "Man Of Many Vises" (Tools), "Hunting Widow", "I Take My Iron Every Day" (Golf Design), I Live On Greens" (Golf Design), "Anything For A Buck" (Hunter Design), "Home Is Where You Hang Your H@", "Are We Fishing Yet?", "Women Want Me, Fish Fear Me", "Hot Stuff" (Chili Peppers), "Road Kill Grill" (Splat), "I Don't Work Here", "Grandma Rocks" (Rocking Chair), "Groovy Grandma", "Sexy Grandma", "Out Of My Mind", and "Fishful Thinking".

If you like any of these DESIGN IDEAS, you can REQUEST A DESIGN using a simple e-mail request. Just click HERE, and a professional digital artist will work on your design for FREE. You will receive an e-mail notification when your design is finished (a typical design takes 2 business days). FYI: This is a FREE service! And there is absolutely no obligation to purchase any products printed with the design that you requested, EVER! (And you can make as many requests as you desire.) If for any reason, you do not like the original design that we come up with, you will also have the absolute right to REQUEST ANOTHER DESIGN (feedback is encouraged, however).

"Go With The Flow!"	"Train Your Brain!"
"Hair Today!"	"Chrome Dome!"
"Too Sexy!"	"Here Fishy!"
"Polar Cap" A great hat to wear on your next Polar Exploration! Polar Bear Trivia: The liver of polar bears contains such a high concentration of vitamin A that it is toxic. (Don't eat the liver!)