My Café Xpress : HUMOR & ATTITUDE (HAA)!
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Special Note: Some of our designs are meant to be humorous (none are meant to offend). We hope you enjoy them! More importantly, we hope you have fun shopping!
Do you have a great idea for a design? Do you like one (or more) of our DESIGN IDEAS, but can't wait for us to design it and publish it online? You're in luck! You can REQUEST A DESIGN using a simple e-mail request. Just click HERE, and tell us what you want your design to look like, what you want it to say (the message), and what product (or products) you want it printed on.
Upon receipt of your request, a professional artist will start to work on your design. For FREE! All of our artists and photographers are proficient in the high-end graphics programs (like Adobe Photoshop, Macromedia Freehand, and Adobe Illustrator). Some are experts and some have over two decades of experience as graphic designers.
You will receive an e-mail notification when your design is finished (usually within 2 business days). FYI: This is a FREE service! And there is absolutely no obligation to purchase any products printed with the design that you requested, EVER! (And you can make as many requests as you desire.) If for any reason, you do not like the original design that we come up with, you will also have the absolute right to REQUEST ANOTHER DESIGN (feedback is encouraged, however). For DESIGN IDEAS, just scroll down to the DESIGN IDEAS marquee (your DESIGN REQUEST can be for any of our DESIGN IDEAS, or you can use one of your own).
FUNNY QUOTES & SAYINGS:
- When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
- I used to have an open mind but my brains kept falling out.
- I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.
- Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just don't have film.
- I poured a Spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone.
- Everyone makes mistakes. The trick is to make mistakes when nobody is looking.
- They say hard work never hurts anybody, but hey, why take the chance.
- Where there's a will, there are five hundred relatives.
Following is a partial list of the designs that we have planned for this section:
"My Reality Check Bounced!", "Peas On Earth!", "Will Work For Shoes!", "I'm Retired, This Is As Dressed Up As I Get!", "I Used To Be Schizophrenic, But We're OK Now!", "Spare Me!", "I'm Not Fluent In Idiot, So Please Talk Slowly!", "I Don't Suffer From Insanity, I Enjoy Every Minute Of It!", "He Who Laughs Last, Thinks Slowest!", "If Things Get Better With Age, Then I'm Approaching Magnificent!", "It Took Me Many Years To Look This Good!", "Your IQ Test Came Back Negative!", "When I Snap, You'll Be The First To Go!", "Can Of Worms!", "Charm School Dropout!", "Alrighty Then!", "And Your Point Is . . .?", "Yadda, Yadda, Yadda!", "Yathink?", "Whatever!", "You Lost Me At Hello!", "Sometimes I Think To Myself "How Do I Do It?", "Press Button For Maid Service, If There's No Answer, Do It Yourself!", "Drama Queen!", " Am Not A Pack Rat!", I'm A Collector!", "Chick With Brains (Baby Chicken wearing glasses)!", "For A Minute There You Bored Me To Death (Flatline on EKG)!", "You're Telling Me This Because?", "If The Shoe Fits, Buy It!", "Feng Shoe!", "Three Wise Women Would Have . . .", "Where Are My Keys?", "Where Are My Glasses?", "It's Never Too Late To Love (Hug) A Computer!", "Do You Know Where Your Keys Are?", "Life's Too Short To Wear Cheap Shoes!", Yeah Right, whatever . . . Sure thing . . . You got it!", "Behind Every Great Man . . . Is A Woman Rolling Her Eyes!", "I've Got Good News, And I've Got Bad News!", "CAUTION: This Machine Has No Brain, Use Your Own!", 41) "Some days you're the pigeon and some days you're the statue!", "I don't have an attitude problem. You have a perception problem!", "Your Village Called, They Want Their Idiot Back!", "I don't suffer from stress. I'm a carrier!", "Everybody is somebody else's weirdo!", "Am I getting smart with you? How would you know?", "I'd explain it to you, but your brain would explode!", "Ewes Not Fat, Ewes Fluffy" (Sheep), "You Can Have It Right, Or You Can Have It Now, But You Can't Have It Right Now, "Baroque Means You're Out Of Monet", "Life Is Too Important To Take Seriously", "To Let A Fool Kiss You Is Bad, To Let A Kiss Fool You Is Worse", "Old Doctors Never Die, They Just Lose Their Patients", "Ducks That Fly Upside Down Quake Up", "The Lawn Ranger" (Mower), "Your Karma Ran Over My Dogma", "I Used To Be Snow White, But I Drifted", "Your Secrets Are Safe With Me (And All My Friends), "Take My Advice, I'm Not Using It", "I Don't Repeat Gossip, So Listen Closely The First Time", "The Fact That No One Understands You Doesn't Mean You're An Artist, "I Like You, You Remind Me Of When I Was Young And Stupid", "I'm Really Easy To Get Along With Once You Learn To Worship Me", "I'll Try Being Nicer, If You'll Try Being Smarter", "If You Don't Like The Way I Drive, Get Off The Sidewalk", "I'm Out Of My Mind, But Feel Free To Leave A Message", "Who Me? I Just Wonder From Room To Room", "I Have PMS And A Gun - Any Questions?", "Warning: I Have PMS And I'm All Out Of Chocolate", "Hunter Will Do Anything For A Buck", "If You Expect Breakfast In Bed, Go Sleep In The Kitchen", "Man Of Many Vieses" (Tools), "To Fish Or Not To Fish, What A Stupid Question", and "Always and never are two words you should always remember never to use!"
If you like any of these DESIGN IDEAS, you can REQUEST A DESIGN using a simple e-mail request. Just click HERE, and a professional digital artist will work on your design for FREE. You will receive an e-mail notification when your design is finished (a typical design takes 2 business days). FYI: This is a FREE service! And there is absolutely no obligation to purchase any products printed with the design that you requested, EVER! (And you can make as many requests as you desire.) If for any reason, you do not like the original design that we come up with, you will also have the absolute right to REQUEST ANOTHER DESIGN (feedback is encouraged, however).
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STAND BACK!If you've ever had a creative moment, or know someone who has, celebrate it with this design! |
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"Lots Of Love!"Love to the 51st power. That's 10 with 51 zeros! That's a lot! |
"Sieze The Day!""Carpe Diem" is Latin for "Sieze The Day". If you look closely you will see the word "Carp" filled with . . . well, Carp! I chose the Koi variety for their color. |
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"Here Fishy!""Somebody just back of you while you are fishing is as bad as someone looking over your shoulder while you write a letter to your girl." -Earnest Hemingway |
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"Be Happy!""Angels can fly because they take themselves lightly; devils fall because of their gravity." -G.K. Chesterton Note: The above airliner is used in fire drills, no one was injured in this fire! |
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