My Café Xpress : BBQ PRIDE!
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Special Note: Some of our designs are meant to be humorous (none are meant to offend). We hope you enjoy them! More importantly, we hope you have fun shopping!
Do you have a great idea for a design? Do you like one (or more) of our DESIGN IDEAS, but can't wait for us to design it and publish it online? You're in luck! You can REQUEST A DESIGN using a simple e-mail request. Just click HERE, and tell us what you want your design to look like, what you want it to say (the message), and what product (or products) you want it printed on.
Upon receipt of your request, a professional artist will start to work on your design. For FREE! All of our artists and photographers are proficient in the high-end graphics programs (like Adobe Photoshop, Macromedia Freehand, and Adobe Illustrator). Some are experts and some have over two decades of experience as graphic designers.
You will receive an e-mail notification when your design is finished (usually within 2 business days). FYI: This is a FREE service! And there is absolutely no obligation to purchase any products printed with the design that you requested, EVER! (And you can make as many requests as you desire.) If for any reason, you do not like the original design that we come up with, you will also have the absolute right to REQUEST ANOTHER DESIGN (feedback is encouraged, however). For DESIGN IDEAS, just scroll down to the DESIGN IDEAS marquee (your DESIGN REQUEST can be for any of our DESIGN IDEAS, or you can use one of your own).
BBQ QUOTES:
- Vegetables are not food. Vegetables are what food eats".
- "It ain't no sin to get sauce on your chin."
- "It doesn't hurt if you get sauce on your shirt."
- "It's no disgrace to get sauce on your face."
- "We eat everything but the squeal."
- "BBQ Contest: The only place you can spend $50 for a $2 ribbon."
Following is a partial list of the designs that we have planned for this section:
"Hot Stuff" (Chili Peppers), "Pardon Me, Do You Have Any Cheap Yellow Mustard?", "Real Men Fry Turkeys", "Sauce Boss", "It's Not Burned, It's Blackened", "Fire Chief (Semper Infernus Steakum)", One Martini, Two Martoonies, Twee Martweenies, Floor", "MBA: Master Barbequer's Association", "He Didn't Marry Me For My Cooking", "Kiss The Chef", "Bubba's Genuine, Bona Fide, Bar & Grill", "Many Have Eaten Here, Few Have Died", "All American Grill Guy, Defender Of The Flame", "Sophisticated, Seductive, Complex And Full-Bodied (And The Wine's Not Bad Either)", "Tailgate Grill Team", "Just Another Chili Chomping, Fire Eating, Pain Loving, Kind Of Guy", "Born To Golf, Forced To Cook", "I Like My Pork Pulled, And My Meat Smoked", "Choices: Overdone, Charred, Burnt To A Crisp", "If I'm On Fire, This Is Not A Training Exercise (Please Extinquish)", "Just Wait Here, I'll Start The Fire", "Cows Are For Mooing, Not For Barbecuing", "Grill King", "Barbecue, Schmarbecue, I Burn Animal Flesh", "Caution: Blonde Attempting To BBQ", "Today's Menu" (Food Stains), "Habañero Yacht Club", "Grill Time, "BBQ Master", "I Heart Sauce", "I Heart Roast Beast", "BBQ: The Only Sport Where A Fat Bald Man Is King", "Where There's Smoke, There's Fire, Where There's Fire, There's BBQ!", "Captain Cook", "Carnivore", "Real Men Do It Slow (Slow Smoked BBQ)", "Vegetarian: An Indian Word That Means: Bad Hunter", "I'm Happy, Here And Now, Because I'm In Charge Of The Grill", "Ain't No Thing Like A Chicken Wing", "Buckaroo Barbeque", "Bratwurst Brat", "Let's BBQ", "This Is My Day Off", "Bloody Or Burnt?", "Chief Chef", "Now Hiring: Dish Washer, No Experience Necessary", "Keep Back, I'm A Highly Trained Grilling Machine!", "Best Steaks In Town", "In Case Of Fire, Extinquish The Chef!", "Hot N' Juicy!", "Don't Bug Me, Or I'll Barbecue Your A__!", "Who Else Wants To Touch My Grill?", "I Love Hot, Mouth-Watering Weenies!", "I Love 'Em Hot, Long N' Juicy!", "Tennessee Jack's Memphis Style Restaurant & Bar", "Eat Me!", "Backyard Hero", "Heatem!", "Seafood Chef", "Soy Meets Grill!", "There's No Such Thing As Too Much Garlic!", "Quality, Speed, Service - Choose One", "No Bitchin' In My Kitchen!", "It's Called DIET Because All The Other 4-Letter Words Were Taken", "I Will Drink No Wine Before Its Time - Its Time!", "Mom Is 'Wow' Upside Down", "Certified Wine Taster", "Real Men Don't Use Recipes", "Queen Of The Kitchen", "I'd Tell You The Recipe, But Then I Would Have To Kill You!", "This Kitchen Is Under New Management: Everything Now Is Self Service", "Life's Short, Let's Drink The Good Stuff Now", "Stand Back, I'm Having A Creative Moment", "Grill Master; The Man, The Myth, The Legend!", "At My Age I've Seen It All, I've Heard It All, I've Done It All, I Just Can't Remember It All", "Born To Shop, Forced To Cook", "The Most Important Cooking Utensil Is The Corkscrew!", "Show Off Your Buns: BBQ Naked!", "If You Want Breakfast In Bed, Go Sleep In The Kitchen!", "Caution: I Can Go From Hostess To Bitch In 2.3 Seconds!", "If God Wanted Me To Cook, Why Did He Invent Restaurants?", "What Part Of "It's Not Ready Yet" Do You Not Understand?", "Beer Is Proof That God Loves Us And Wants Us To Be Happy!", "What's The Recipe For Beer?, "Don't Mess With The Chef", "Friends Don't Let Friends Drink White Zinfandel", "Thrilla Of The Grilla", "Miss Behavin'", "Cow's Tremble At The Mention Of My Name!", "In This House, Two Rules Apply: 1) I'm The Boss, And 2) See Rule #1", "Don't Make Me Poison Your Food!", "Bam! Kick It Up A Notch!", "Oh Yeah, Babe!", "Give Me Coffee (Chocolate) And No One Gets Hurt!", "Practice Safe Eating, Use Condiments", "You Are What You Eat: I'm A Hamburger (Hot Dog, Steak, etc.)", "Beauty Is In The Eye Of The Beer Holder", "I Love Cooking With Wine, Sometimes I Even Put It In The Food", "Give A Man A Beer And He Wastes A Day, Teach A Man To Brew And He Wastes A Lifetime", "Wine A Bit, You'll Feel Better", "I'm The Chef, That's Why!", "The Chef Who Dies With The Most Gizmos Wins", "Flour Power", "Is It Hot In Here, Or Is It Just Me?", "No One Eats 'Till This Comes Off!", "Chairman Of The Bordeaux", "This Kitchen Observes The 5 Second Rule: If It's On The Floor For Less Than 5 Seconds, It's Still Good!", "I Used To Think Drinking Was Bad For Me - So I Gave Up Thinking!", and "Never Trust A Skinny Chef".
If you like any of these DESIGN IDEAS, you can REQUEST A DESIGN using a simple e-mail request. Just click HERE, and a professional digital artist will work on your design for FREE. You will receive an e-mail notification when your design is finished (a typical design takes 2 business days). FYI: This is a FREE service! And there is absolutely no obligation to purchase any products printed with the design that you requested, EVER! (And you can make as many requests as you desire.) If for any reason, you do not like the original design that we come up with, you will also have the absolute right to REQUEST ANOTHER DESIGN (feedback is encouraged, however).
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"Get Me A Beer!""Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza." -Dave Barry |
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"Some Like It Hot!"Whether the weather be fine, or whether the weather be not. Whether the weather be cold, or whether the weather be hot. We'll BBQ in all the weather, whether we like it or not! |
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