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   » "Yes, They're Real!"
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   » "Go With The Flow!"
   » "Train Your Brain!"
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   » "Chrome Dome!"
   » "Too Sexy!"
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   » "Polar Cap"
» CATITUDE!
   » "Wicked Isn't Easy!"
   » "Lion Heart!"
   » "Understanding Meow!"
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» PRAISE WORTHY!
   » "Life Saver!"
   » "Little Angel!"
   » "Body Piercing!"
» LIFE'S ANNOYANCES!
   » "Got Gas?"
   » "Shakin' Going On!"
   » "Lotta Shakin'!"
» LIFE'S CELEBRATIONS!
   » "MERRY CHRISTMAS!"
      » "Naughty & Nice!"
      » "Be Naughty!"
      » "Too Late!"
      » "Little Angel!"
      » "Laughing All The Way!"
      » "Xmas Martinis!"
   » "HAPPY HALLOWEEN!"
      » "Being Wicked!"
      » "Boo! Who!"
      » "Scary Stories!"
      » "Lazy Scarecrow!"
      » "Monster Mash!"
      » "Twick O' Tweet!"
      » "Got Corn?"
      » "Jackinator!"
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      » "Butterfly Day!"
      » "Day Of The Dead!"
      » "Happy Jack!"
      » "Halloween Heart!"
      » "Pumpkin Eater!"
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      » "Jack Attack!"
      » "Scream Tryouts!"
      » "I'm Baaack!"
      » "Jack's Back!"
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      » "Remove Brain!"
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      » "Safe Flying!"
      » "Happy Halloweeny!"
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» BABY'S PRIDE!
   » "Ewes Fluffy!"
   » "Berry Love!"
   » "Prince Daddy!"
   » "Little Angel!"
   » "Chocolate World!"
   » "Close To Perfect!"
   » "Heart Angel!"
   » "To Be A Princess!"
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» KID'S PRIDE!
   » "Born With Wings!"
   » "Teen Angel!"
   » "Earth Angel!"
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   » "Sexy Grandma!"
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   » "Grandparent's Day!"
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   » Perfect Norwegian!
   » "Medals Of Honor!"
   » "Honored Norwegians!"
   » "Power Of Peace!"
» VIKING PRIDE!
   » "Viking Warrior!"
   » "Viking Queen!"
   » "Viking Sunset!"
   » "Viking Sword!"
   » "Nordic Helmet!"
   » "Viking Helmet!"
» AMERICAN PRIDE!
   » "America's The One!"
   » "Don't Run!"
» AMERICAN FREEDOM!
   » "Freedom Isn't Free!"
   » "Freedom Isn't Free 2!"
   » "Freedom To Ride!"
   » "Off-Road Freedom!"
» AMERICA ROCKS!
   » "America Rocks!"
» DON'T MESS WITH US!
   » "This Hornet Stings!"
   » "Fierce Sam!"
» THE RIGHT STUFF!
   » "Got Corn!"
   » "Got Troll?"
   » "Got Alien?"
   » "Got Gas?"
» NORWAY CENTENNIAL!
   » "Centennial Wave!"
   » "Centennial Logo I!"
   » "Centennial Logo II!"
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Donald Cook
San Diego, California
Member Since: 2005

"The longer I live, the more I realize the impact of attitude on life. Attitude, to me, is more important than facts. It is more important than the past, than education, than money, than circumstances, than failures, than successes, than what other people think or say or do. It is more important than appearance, giftedness, or skill. It will make or break a company...a church... a home."

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For your convenience, we have organized our products and designs into SECTIONS below. Just click on the section that you're interested in to browse the incredible, original gift and gear ideas that we have created just for you. Have fun shopping!

Following is a partial list of the new sections we have planned: 1) "Hugables!" (Teddy Bears & Pillows), 2) "Chrono Logical!" (Custom Clocks), 3) "Magnetic Personalities!" (Magnets Featuring Famous Personalities), 4) "Current 'Vents!", 5) "Muttitude!" (Dog Stuff), 6) "Cook's Pride!", 7) "His Pride!", 8) "Her Pride!", 9) "Day Arrays!" (Calendars), 10) "Café Mugz!", 11) "First Class!" (Postage & Postage Pals), 12) "Java Art!" (Art Prints & Posters), and 13) "Augmented Reality!" (Weird & Bizarre Stuff).

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NEWEST!
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MOST POPULAR!
Above is our MOST POPULAR design. Just click on it to view examples of it printed on both dark and light apparel. Below are our store's current sections. Have fun shopping!

BBQ PRIDE!

BBQ PRIDE!
It is better to have burnt and lost, then never to have barbecued at all! This section is for you grillers out there! Remember: The secret to being creative is learning how to hide your sauces!

GEEKS & GEARHEADS!

GEEKS & GEARHEADS!
"The computer allows you to make mistakes faster than any other invention, with the possible exception of handguns and tequila." -Mitch Ratcliffe. This is our techno-humor section. Enjoy!

HUMOR & ATTITUDE (HAA)!

HUMOR & ATTITUDE (HAA)!
Humor is a universal language. It is one of our greatest natural resources, and must be preserved at all cost. Think of this as our "Humor Preservation" section!

HATITUDE!

HATITUDE!
The greatest discovery of any generation is that a human being can alter his life by altering his attitude. As you think, so shall you be! Why not start with that which covers your head?

CATITUDE!

CATITUDE!
In ancient times cats were worshipped as gods, they have never forgotten this! As every cat owner knows, nobody owns a cat. This section is devoted to that soul that lies behind those luminous eyes.

PRAISE WORTHY!

PRAISE WORTHY!
"On earth we have nothing to do with success or its results, but only being true to God and for God; for it is sincerity and not success which is the sweet savor before God." ~ W. F. Robertson

LIFE'S ANNOYANCES!

LIFE'S ANNOYANCES!
You can turn painful situations around through laughter. If you can find humor in anything - especially things you have no control over - you can survive it!

LIFE'S CELEBRATIONS!

LIFE'S CELEBRATIONS!
The joy of brightening other lives, bearing each others' burdens, easing other's loads and relieving empty hearts and lives with generous gifts is the magic of celebrating life's events!

BABY'S PRIDE!

BABY'S PRIDE!
"When I was born, I was so surprised I couldn't talk for a year and a half." - Gracie Allen. "If evolution really works, how come mothers only have two hands?" - Milton Berle.

KID'S PRIDE!

KID'S PRIDE!
"Our children are watching us live, and what we ARE shouts louder than anything we can say." -Wilferd A. Peterson. "Children have more need of models, than of critics." -Joseph Joubert

GRANDPARENT'S PRIDE!

GRANDPARENT'S PRIDE!
It is Grand to be the mother of a mother, or the father of a father, that is why they call you Grandparents! Nobody can do for children what Grandparents do! This section is devoted to you!

NORWEGIAN PRIDE!

NORWEGIAN PRIDE!
Norway has many things to be proud of! Many people know about Roald Amundsen's polar expeditions. This section offers a sampling of Norwegian achievements that you may not have heard of!

VIKING PRIDE!

VIKING PRIDE!
Cattle die, kinsmen die, all men are mortal. Words of praise will never perish, nor a noble name. Wake early if you want another man's life or land. No lamb for the lazy wolf. No battle's won in bed!

AMERICAN PRIDE!

AMERICAN PRIDE!
"And I'm proud to be an American, where at least I know I'm free, and I won't forget the men who died, who gave that right to me, 'cuz there aint no doubt I love this land, god bless the USA."

AMERICAN FREEDOM!

AMERICAN FREEDOM!
Freedom of speech and freedom of action are meaningless without freedom to think. In this section, we excercise our freedom to think and our right to think differently!

AMERICA ROCKS!

AMERICA ROCKS!
As a generation of young adults finished military service, their children wanted to release the tensions of postwar America. Above all, they wanted to shake, rattle, and roll!

DON'T MESS WITH US!

DON'T MESS WITH US!
September the 11th was not the beginning of global terror, it was the beginning of the world's united response to it. History now knows that day as the day when the world was stirred to action!

THE RIGHT STUFF!

THE RIGHT STUFF!
Almost 50 percent of Americans and millions of people elsewhere in the world believe that UFOs are real. Others believe in Bigfoot and Trolls. How about you? Got Aliens? Got Trolls? Got a big foot?

NORWAY CENTENNIAL!

NORWAY CENTENNIAL!
When Norway regained its independence in 1905, America was the first country to recognize it as an independent state. Both countries have the same commitment to freedom, democracy and human rights!


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