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Laughter is the shortest distance between two people. -- Victor Borge

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Punning is a talent which no man affects to despise but he that is without it. -- Jonathan Swift

We who pun are a special breed of high-intellect goofballs. While we might annoy the many, we delight the few who get our twisted sense of humor. This section of Cafe Pretzel is devoted to the highest form of humor known to humankind - the pun.

I Found This Humerus

I Found This Humerus
This will tickle your funny bone.

Irritable Owl Syndrome

Irritable Owl Syndrome
A family friendly version of the popular owl pun.

Hedgehog Pun

Hedgehog Pun
Hedgehogs. Why can't they just share the hedge?

Handel Pun

Handel Pun
You can't even Handel it. #bad #puns

German Sausage Pun

German Sausage Pun
Jokes about German sausage are the wurst. #bad #puns

Chemistry Pun

Chemistry Pun
When chemists die they barium. #bad #puns

I Like Bad Puns

I Like Bad Puns
I Like Bad Puns and I Cannot Lie.

Never Trust an Atom

Never Trust an Atom
Never trust an atom. They make up everything. #bad #puns

Ski Occam's Razor

Ski Occam's Razor
Ski Occam's Razor, it's a slippery slope.

Jupiter Wrecking Ball

Jupiter Wrecking Ball
Jupiter is the wrecking ball of the solar system.

Chili Pun

Chili Pun
Chili today hot tamale.

Weather Pun

Weather Pun
I tried to catch some fog. I mist. #bad #puns

Hipster Mainstream Pun

Hipster Mainstream Pun
Did you hear about the hipster who drowned? He fell into the mainstream. #bad #puns

Moses Beer Pun

Moses Beer Pun
How does Moses make his beer? He brews it. #bad #puns

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