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Old Age Ain't for Sissies t-shirts and gifts for retirement, senior citizens, senility, menopause, and other fun stuff for the people who are old enough to know better.

This Chick is Retired

This Chick is Retired
Unique gifts for a retired woman.

This Chick is Retired

This Guy is Retired

This Guy is Retired
Unique gifts for a retired man.

Retired Not Expired

Retired Not Expired
I'm Retired, Not Expired retirement t-shirts and gifts.

All The Cool Bands

All The Cool Bands
I may be old but I got to see all the cool bands.

I'm Retired Go Around Me

I'm Retired Go Around Me
I'm Retired, Go Around Me retirement t-shirts and gifts.

You're Not The Boss Of Me

You're Not The Boss Of Me
You're Not The Boss Of Me, I'm Retired.

WISDOM

WISDOM
I've learned so much from my mistakes. I think I'll make some more.

iTried iTired

iTried iTired
There's a nap for that.

I'm Retired

I'm Retired
I'm Retired. I was tired yesterday, and I'm tired today.

Retired & Dressed Up

Retired & Dressed Up
I'm retired. This is as dressed up as I get.

I'm Not Old I'm Awesome

I'm Not Old I'm Awesome
I'm Not Getting Old, I'm getting awesome.

I'm Not Old I'm Awesome

I'm Not Old I'm Awesome
I'm Not Getting Old, I'm getting awesome.

I'm Not Old I'm Vintage

Wrinkles

Wrinkles
Just one more wrinkle and I could screw my hat on.

Old Age Ain't For Sissies

Old Age Ain't For Sissies
Woman holding menu: I forgot my glasses. Can you read this? Other woman: What? I forgot my hearing aid.

Lost Mind

Lost Mind
Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most. -- Mark Twain

Menopause Humor

Menopause Humor
Warning, woman under the influence of testosterone.

Menopause Humor

Menopause Humor
Warning! Next Hot Flash In Five Minutes!

Wife In Menopause

Wife In Menopause
Pray for me my wife's in menopause.
Retired Aluminum License Plate
Retired Aluminum License Plate
$19.49
Retired Teacher License Plate Frame
Retired Teacher License Plate Frame
$14.99
Retired Teacher License Plate Holder
Retired Teacher License Plate Holder
$19.49
Retired Teacher License Plate Holder
Retired Teacher License Plate Holder
$19.49
Retired Teacher License Plate Holder
Retired Teacher License Plate Holder
$19.49
Retired Teacher License Plate Holder
Retired Teacher License Plate Holder
$19.49
Retired Teacher License Plate Holder
Retired Teacher License Plate Holder
$19.49
Retired Teacher License Plate Holder
Retired Teacher License Plate Holder
$19.49




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