by Sandra : When I grow up ...

Funny ones - serious jobs and occupations and attitudes - check 'em out. Alphabetized! When you "grow up", you don't have to choose one career or job to stick with your entire life. If you're 10, 20, 50 or 70, and you'd like to change the course of your life you can. Or, you can choose a path so unlike the original path you first took. Or, you can just have fun with it!

... an actress	... an actor	... an adult
... an architect!	... in the Army	... an artist
... an attorney	... a babe magnet	... a baseball player
... a beach bum	... a beekeepeer!	... a BIG STAR!
... a blogger	... a boxer	... a bowler
... a bra fitter	... a breeder	... a Bride
... a butler!	... a cab driver	... a cartoonist
... a cat burglar!	... a Cheerleader!	... a chef
... a chess champ	... a chocolate taster	... a circus act!
... a clerk	... a clown!	... a cop
... a couch potato	... a cowboy	... a cowgirl
... a crafter	... a CSI	... a dancer
... a Democrat	... a DIVA	... a diver
... a DJ	... a drummer!	... an elf
... a failure	... an FBI agent	... a firefighter
... a fireman	... a fisherman	... a football player
... a fortune teller	... a gambler	... a garden diva
... a geek ... a geek	... a general	... a golfer
... a governor	... a graphic designer	... a groom
... a gumshoe	... a gypsy	... a Hero
... a hockey player	... hockey star	... an inmate!
... a judge	... King of Kazakhstani	... a knitter
... a lawyer	... a leading lady	... a leading man!
... a Marine	... a masseuse	... a mayor
... a milkman	... a Mogul!	... a Monk!
... a nerd	... a newscaster	... a Nun!
... an overachiever	... paparazzi	... philanthropist
... a photographer	... a pilot	... a plumber
... a poker champ	... potty trained	... a president
... a Priest	... a prince	... a princess
... a private dick	... a PTA President	... a quilter
... a rapper	... a Republican	... rich
... a rodeo rider	... a Santa's Helper	... a scientist
... a scorekeeper	... a scrapbooker	... a scuba diver
... a senator	... a singer!	... a skier
... a snowboarder	... a sportscaster	... a streetwalker
... a stripper	... a stud	... a supermodel
... a surfer	... talk show host	... a talk show host
... a teacher	... a telemarketer	... a turkey plucker
... a tycoon	smaller tycoon design	... undertaker
... an umpire	... a warrior	... a weatherman
.. wicked	... witch	... a wrestler
... a writer	... Democratic Candidate	... Republican Candidate