Welcome to the Butter My Ass! store! While we are currently undergoing a new FDA investigation, the Butter My Ass! artificial butter-like product will not be available for sale. But, you can show your support for our buttery-ific spread by buying gear with the Butter My Ass! logo on it! Thanks!
Butter My Ass Tee$19.99
Butter-Bib$6.49
Butter My Ass! Mousepad$12.99
Bitter-ific Apron!$15.99
Wall Clock$12.99
Butter My Ass! Mug$12.99
Butter My Ass Boxer Shorts$14.99
Floss My Ass!!!$9.99
