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This is the BurnTees.com Funny Shit T Shirts section. Here you'll find the all original t shirt designs by BurnTees. If you're looking for funny t shirts, witty tees, offensive shirts, raunchy t shirts, dirty tees, anti-bush t shirts, humorous designs, adult humore tees, and just plain old humorous stuff...you've come to the right place. Here you'll find our (almost) famous "Jesus Saves Passes To Moses" t-shirt, our popular "Cougar Bait" t-shirt, the classic "I Put The Stud In Study" tee perfect for the school year, our often copied "I Heart Heart Twins" tee and many many many more funny and witty tees. If you're looking for a funny or witty t-shirt, the BurnTees Funny Shit T-Shirts section is the place to be.

I Survived The Earthquake

I Survived The Earthquake
Never forget with this I Survived The Earthquake t-shirt design

Jesus Saves

Jesus Saves
The best Jesus Saves t shirt out there, because it's the original one. Jesus Saves, Passes to Moses, He Shoots, He Scores!

Cougar Bait

Cougar Bait
Cougar Bait funny, retro and vintage t shirt design with high school type logo.

i have an app for that

i have an app for that
Funny and hip i have an app for that iShirt

You're Killin' Me Smalls

You're Killin' Me Smalls
You're Killin' Me Smalls t-shirts, iPhone cases and more

POOP

POOP
Simple yet funny Poop tee-shirt

Pour Favor

Pour Favor
Pour Favor Graphic t-shirt.

Beware Of Drunk Zombies

Beware Of Drunk Zombies
Totally hip Beware Of Drunk Zombies t-shirt.

Jesus

Jesus "BRB"
Funny Jesus says "BRB" t-shirt. Click the image to buy this funny Jesus tee now.

I Pull Out

I Pull Out
Very funny I Pull Out t-shirt with a pull out couch. Click the image to buy yours now.

Voted Most Likely To Succeed

Voted Most Likely To Succeed
Voted Most Likely To Succeed t-shirts, mugs and more!

Voted Best Looking

Voted Best Looking
Voted Best Looking tee-shirt.

GTL Gym Tan Laundry

GTL Gym Tan Laundry
GTL Gym Tan Laundry T-Shirt Design

Grenade Free America

Grenade Free America
Grenade Free America New Jersey Shore T-Shirt

Collecting Funemployment

Collecting Funemployment
You're collecting FUNemployment, not UNemployment because unemployment could be fun!

Burlington Vermont, Who F'n Knew?!

Burlington Vermont, Who F'n Knew?!
Awesome Burlington Vermont, Who F'n Knew t-shirt design

...As A Kite

...As A Kite
Leave something to the imagination with this "...As A Kite" t-shirt

I Swear To Drunk I Am Not God

I Swear To Drunk I Am Not God
Awesome I Swear To Drunk I Am Not God drinking t-shirt.

Dyslexis Are Teople Poo (Dyslexics Are Peo

Dyslexis Are Teople Poo (Dyslexics Are Peo
Hilarious and slightly offensive Dyslexis Are Teople Poo (Dyslexics Are People Too) t-shirt design

Lame

Lame
Stated simply, this is a Lame t-shirt.

Let's Play A Round

Fire Fighters

Fire Fighters
Fire Fighters, Find 'Em hot, Leave 'Em Wet!

Will Flex for Food

Donde Estan Mis Pantalones

I Ride the Short Bus

Baby, Not Midget, Do Not Toss

Baby, Not Midget, Do Not Toss
Maybe this baby/midget t shirt is a little offense, but it's funny because apparently people like to toss midgets.

I Put the Stud in Study

Deez Nuts

Deez Nuts
What's up with those nuts? What nuts? Deez Nuts!

27 Championships

27 Championships
27 Championships, who said you can't buy happiness!

Easy Like Sunday Morning

You Are A Loser

You Are A Loser
You Are A Loser t-shirt with a hand sign L just in case you weren't sure.

Proper Fist Pump Technique

Proper Fist Pump Technique
Teach everyone proper New Jersey fist pump technique with this awesome NJ shirt.

Free Hugs

Wish You Were Beer

Peanut Butter Jelly Time!

Peanut Butter Jelly Time!
It's Peanut Butter Jelly Time It's Peanut Butter Jelly Time Peanut Butter Jelly with a baseball bat!

Pura Vida

Pura Vida
Pura Vida t-shirt from the common saying in Costa Rica. Click the image to purchase this tee.

Challah Back

Dirty Donkey

Dirty Donkey
Dirty Donkey design available in a bunch of different colors!

Sarah Palin VPILF

Sarah Palin VPILF
Sarah Palin has been named John McCain's VP hopefull and we think she's hot! Does that make her a VPILF AND a MILF?

Slow Your Roll

Slow Your Roll
If you're looking for an awesome retro t shirt or vintage tee, this Slow Your Roll tee-shirt is it.

Big Girls Need Loving Too

Big Girls Need Loving Too
Both fat and skinny people will love this Big Girls Need Loving Too tee-shirt.

Droppin Loads

Droppin Loads
Droppin Loads t-shirt. What kind of loads are droppin? Use your imagination.

Want Me To Make You A Mix Tape?

Want Me To Make You A Mix Tape?
Graphic and retro looking Want Me To Make You a Mix Tape t-shirt with cassette image.

Big Brother Is Watching

Big Brother Is Watching
Freak people out with this Big Brother Is Watching tee-shirt.

Let's Go Back To My Place

Let's Go Back To My Place
Use this Let's Go Back To My Place shirt to easily pick up dorky chicks who love 80's movies.

Take Me To Your Bedroom

Take Me To Your Bedroom
Pick up dorky guys and girls with this winking alien saying Take Me To Your Bedroom t-shirt.

I Lost My 401K And All I Got Was This Lousy T-Shir

I Lost My 401K And All I Got Was This Lousy T-Shir
Looking for a t-shirt talking about the current tough economy? How bout this I Lost My 401K and All I Got Was This Lousy T-Shirt tee.

Jesus Loves Guidos

Jesus Loves Guidos
If you love Jesus and you love guidos than this Jesus Loves Guidos tee shirt is for you.

Hugs AND Drugs

Hugs AND Drugs
You've heard the saying Hugs Not Drugs, but how about a shirt that says Hugs AND Drugs.

Got' Em Hatin

Got' Em Hatin
A Gangsta Tee from BurnTees?! Check out this awesome Got' Em Hatin t shirt.

I've Had It Up To Here With Midgets!

I've Had It Up To Here With Midgets!
I dare you to wear this I've Had It Up to Here with Midgets t shirt to a Wizard of Oz munchkin reunion or an oompa loompa reunion.

I Never Finish Anythi

OMFG

OMFG
Plain and simple...an OMFG t-shirt.

One Night Stand Material

One Night Stand Material
Ok, so maybe you're not boyfriend material, but with this tee you can let the girls know that you're one night stand material.

Still the Coolest Guy At High School Parties

Still the Coolest Guy At High School Parties
That's right, I'm in college but I'm still the coolest guy at high school parties.

Bring Back the Dunce Cap

Bring Back the Dunce Cap
We all love the dunce cap, that's why we made this Bring Back the Dunce Cap tee shirt. Show your support and buy one today!

You Don't Gno-Me

You Don't Gno-Me
You Don't Gnome! Get it? Instead of You Don't Know Me?! Great Gnome t shirt.

Chillin With My Gnomies

Chillin With My Gnomies
Cool vintage Chillin With My Gnomies design. Play on the Chilling with My Homies saying.

Scream If You Love Tourette's

Tastes like Chicken Smells like fish

Jesus Shaves

Cooler Than The Other Side of the pillow

I'm Going Commando

Beer Me

idk my bff jill

Let's Hug It Out

My Other Ride Is Your Mom

No Class

I'm Not As Easy As I Look

Jesus Saves, but Jews Invest Wisely

Jesus Saves, But Moses Invests

Cut Class Not Frogs

My Eyes Are Up Here

Pay Attention To Me

Trainwreck

Freshly Tapped

I'm Super Duper

Drop It Like It's Room Temperature

My Mom Says I'm Special

I Quit the Band

It's My Package

Tell Your Boyfriend I Said Thanks

Tell Your Girlfriend I Said Thanks

You Looked Hotter Online

Community College

Runs With Scissors

I Like Grass

Contra

Things To Do

Getting The Band Back Together

Volleyball Champ

I Love Twins

I'm Awesome

Space Cowboy

Oregon Trail

Tell Your Mom To Stop Calling Me

Da Bomb

I'm WAY Out Of Your League

I Have a Bad Case of the Mondays

Karaoke King

It's Not You It's Me

Let's Just be Friends

You Got Served

Sharp Shooter

Wingman

Corn Shits Out Solid

Fat Chick In Dodgeball

Dunce

I Pass on Grass

Don't Eat the Brown Acid

Free Mustache Rides!!!

Hey, I Farted

Girls Poop

Eat Yellow Snow

Working Late

Just Say No

Unsatisfied?

Whipped

Summer Camp Slut



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    Looking for a funny t shirt? A New Jersey t-shirt? vintage tees? A novelty t shirt? A retro t-shirt? An anti-Bush tee shirt? Maybe an offensive t shirt? How about a pop culture tee? Well you've come to the right place. Welcome to BurnTees...the most original t shirt ideas on the web and the only place with the I Put the Stud in Study T Shirt and our almost famous Jesus Saves passes to Moses T Shirt.

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