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Bumper T Shirtstickers : Odd Thoughts

Odd Thought is an esoteric collection of delusional observations, absurd aberrations, dubious claims, and serendipitous songs of life from Bumper T Shirtstickers and staff.

The Man From Nantucket

Cooking with Pharmaceuticals

Cooking with Pharmaceuticals
Despite the popularity of Paula and Emril, the Cooking with Pharmaceuticals show never made its way to prime time. You won't find this one in the Mall.

Mommy Dearest

Mommy Dearest
Love is cruel
from them that's nearest,
lest we forget
our Mommy Dearest.
Happy Halloween!

Chuck's Binge and Purge

Chuck's Binge and Purge
The official t shirt of the world famous Chuck's Binge and Purge Bulimic Buffett of Stradle Trench, New Jersey. You won't find this in the Mall.

Frontal Lobotomy

Frontal Lobotomy
I'd rather have a "Bottle In Front Of Me" than a "Frontal Lobotomy".
Wooden Ewe?

Rip 'n Go

Rip 'n Go
Rip 'n Go Personal Methane Reclamation Systems are the wave of the future. With the right diet, you may never buy gas again!
A BTS original.

Time

Time
It's all very logical. Without time, everything would happen at once. Then what? Fortunatly we have time, Time T Shirts and Stuff from Bumper T's that is. Got the time?

I Brake For No Reason

Ride My Ass

Prison Bitch

Prison Bitch
You may be poor, you may be rich
a fit you'll pitch if you dig a ditch
no matter what don't be a snitch
you might end up a Prison Bitch

Below Me

I Thought I Was Wrong

I Thought I Was Wrong
Me, wrong? I don't think so. I thought I was wrong once. Turns out I was mistaken.

They Walk Among Us

They Walk Among Us
Hardly a day goes by without further proof that they indeed, walk among us.

Little Steel Shoes

Little Steel Shoes
Wearing "Little Steel Shoes" T Shirts and stuff from Bumper T's is not a replacement for more traditional therapy. “Little Steel Shoes” designs are available over the counter without a prescription.

Six Babies

Six Babies
It takes Six Babies to make one pint of Baby Oil. Usually five are just standing aroung and one is doing all the work. Wear "Six Babies" shirts from Bumper T's and let the people know!

Emission Accomplished

Emission Accomplished
Our Emission Accomplished collection was inspired by the Oval Office but emissions are being accomplished every day by regular people, or night by those whose accomplishments tend to be nocturnal.

Bangkok

Bangkok
From our, "some things just don't need an explaination" department, Bangkok shirts and stuff serve as a curious observation, as well as a quiet warning.

Gladly the Cross Eyed Bear

Gladly the Cross Eyed Bear
That lovable cross eyed bear, Gladly is back and, although he's a Mondegreen, we still love him. Celebrate the bear with "Gladly" T Shirts and stuff. Lots of colors and styles.

Montana Stick

Montana Stick
Though rarely spoken of and known by few, the Montana Stick is still legal in most states. "Montana Stick" T Shirts and Stuff from Bumper T's help keep the legend alive and the sheep alert.

Borborygmi

Kausendux

Kausendux
Seeville Dehr Dago
Tousan Busis Innaroe
Nojo Dozzer Trux
Vatz Innum
Kausendux

Jew Jitsu

Jew Jitsu
Have you ever seen a Jew Jitsu? Well I have.

I'll Keep You Posted



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