CafePress has been nice enough to upgrade the store. I hope you can still figure out to use it (I sure can't).
They've also provided me with some designs, none of which I liked. Sorry -- I'm fussy. I put up the butterstick yellow logo anyway to earn them some scratch for their efforts.
But good news! We've got a new, jingo-tastic design. FONZ was small potatoes. This time we're picking a fight with nothing less than an emerging Eastern hegemon. We're going to have to wear these t-shirts harder than we've ever worn shirts before, people.
As always, prices are CafePress's lowest available, plus $1 per item (which is sent directly to FONZ, roughly 45 days after you place your order).
Email firstname.lastname@example.org if you have questions, requests or comments.
UPDATE: We're starting to think the new design doesn't mesh well. To fix it, we'll be splitting it up into two separate designs -- one with the top two lines, and the other with just the butterstick/arrow/mao iconography. We'll try to make the flag behind the Stick's head slightly less ugly, too. Stay tuned.
ALSO: We've received our first official boycott threat. We consider this progress.
HOLY CRAP: We've done over $7500 worth of business for CafePress. At $1/item we've raised $512 for FONZ. However, thanks to CafePress's generous volume bonus program, that amount has been more than doubled. As of this writing, FONZ is due to receive $1160 because of this store! Yeesh!
Well, good job, guys. We can't say that we're looking forward to paying taxes on all of that, though. Hey, IRS -- you're not anti-panda, are you?