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Funny Drinking Shirts

Funny Drinking Shirts
I'm taking my talents to the bar

Awe in awesome

Awe in awesome
Get this shirt as a gift to congratulate yourself on being so damn awesome!

Game Over!

Game Over!
Cool design making fun of married people. Marriage is cool but the game is up!

Don't be a Player hater!

Don't be a Player hater!
Tired of people hating on you? Rock this cool retro woman design and tell the haters just where to go

Me against the World

Me against the World
Cool funky t shirt design for when you feel the whole World is against you

Will battle rap for beer

Will battle rap for beer
Funny battle rap t-shirt design will make a great gift for the wannabee rapper in your family; everyone has one

Don't make me open this on you

This is what awesome looks like

This is what awesome looks like
As you can probably see, I think I'm great, infact I'm Awesome

They all suck 2008

They all suck 2008
You've got Obama Mamas, McCainiacs and people who believe they all suck

Called in sick for this?

Called in sick for this?
Ever taken a day off work and regretted it?

All dressed up and nowhere to go

All dressed up and nowhere to go
All dressed up and nowhere to go

I'm a hard habit to break

I'm a hard habit to break
Why is it Bad habits, like me, are the hardest to break?

I do all my own stunts

I do all my own stunts
Funny popular t shirt saying for all wannabe stuntmen

Powered by Beer

Powered by Beer
If you know someone who seems to run on beer then this will make a great gift item

I'm with stupid

I'm with stupid
Shhhh, be discreet but I'm standing next to dumbo

Be afraid, be very afraid

Be afraid, be very afraid
The design says, it all, be afraid, approach with caution

Taking one for the team

Taking one for the team
There are more things useful than a Wingman, but I can't think of one

Don't forget to take your vitamins

Don't forget to take your vitamins
Funny retro man beer humor, If beer for you is like breakfast then this is for you

Drive it like you stole it

Drive it like you stole it
Put the pedal to the metal

Wrestling is not fake!

Wrestling is not fake!
So you think Wrestlers are glorified stuntmen? You try taking a pile driver flush on the skull

Don't taze me bro!

Don't taze me bro!
Funny t-shirt sayings, you never know when you might need this shirt not to get tazered!

Wingman: taking it for the team

Wingman: taking it for the team
Everyone needs a hard working Wingman to take it for the team

I've got the body of a God

I've got the body of a God
Proud of your rotund figure? If not you should be because you look just like a god

Built for speed

Built for speed
Know someone who is as slow as molasses. This cool parody design of a snail will make a funny and unique t-shirt for the athletically challenged

Will slam for beer

Will slam for beer
Funny basketball t-shirt design of Man slam-dunking, great gift for the Basketball player

Local Celebrity

Local Celebrity
I'm big where I'm from, infact some whould say I'm a local celebrity

Talk nerdy to me

Talk nerdy to me
Code speak really gets me going

Save a horse ride a Cowboy

Save a horse ride a Cowboy
Saddle up and hang on for the ride of a life-time, no, not the horse...the Cowboy

Most valuable Partyer

Most valuable Partyer
Do you know someone that deserves the title of partyer of the year? This funny t-shirt design makes a cool gift for the unrelenting party animal

What boyfriend?

What boyfriend?
Me, Boyfriend? I don't know what you're talking about!

Black by popular demand

Black by popular demand
Black is back in demand, and I'm loving it

Don't make me open this on you

Don't make me open this on you
Don't make me open a can of whoopass on you!

Wearing Black till they invent darker color!

Wearing Black till they invent darker color!
Black is the nearest thing to capturing my personality

Trust me I'm a Ninja

Trust me I'm a Ninja
Yep, I'm a time honoured member of that ancient Japanese assassins society

Call Me

Call Me
Break the code and call me!

Trust me I'm your Daddy!

Trust me I'm your Daddy!
Trust me I'm your Daddy!

Staring will get you nowhere!

Staring will get you nowhere!
Beautiful people get stared at a lot, it won't get you far

Chick Magnet

Chick Magnet
The ladies dig me, Chicks are irresistibly attrcated to me, you could call it magnetic

Employee of the month

Employee of the month
I hate my job, but I work hard for because I like receiving awards as the bestest employee every month

These are my dress clothes

These are my dress clothes
These are my dress clothes

Save water drink beer!

Save water drink beer!
Water is pretty scarce nowadays, avoid wastage and drink alcohol instead

I got it from my Mama!

I got it from my Mama!
I really have to give thanks to my momma for this body

If fishing was a Sport

If fishing was a Sport
If fishing was a Sport, I'd be a gold medalist

They both suck 2008!

They both suck 2008!
Obama is inexperienced, McCain is old, If you aren't happy with the final two this design is for you

In my own World

In my own World
I'm in my own little World but it's ok they know me there

Self made thousandnaire

Self made thousandnaire
I might not be a millionaire but I'm totally self made

Talk to the hand

Talk to the hand
...Because the face ain't listening

God doesn't like Ugly!

God doesn't like Ugly!
It's a know fact that nobody likes Ugly

I support single mom's

I support single mom's
Helping keeping single moms in business since 2000

I could have turned pro

I could have turned pro
Know a frustrated jock, this design if for him

Ofcourse I don't look busy, I did it right the fir

Ofcourse I don't look busy, I did it right the fir
It's not easy being this damn good. For one I never have to do anything twice

Everyone is entitled to my opinion

Everyone is entitled to my opinion
T-shirt design with attitude for the person who thinks he is always right

I swear to drunk I'm not God

I swear to drunk I'm not God
I swear to drunk I'm not God

I've got Ninja skills!

I've got Ninja skills!
Ninjas are awesome, they can do things normal people can't dream of. I've got the skills of a grade A Ninja warrior

I could have turned pro

I could have turned pro
Funny soccer design for that one guy that thinks he could have been playing pro ball

Don't tase me bro

Don't tase me bro
Exactly the four words not to say If you don't want to get tased!

Cheat Codes don't work

Cheat Codes don't work
For the guy who plays so many computer games he has problems with reality

Don't hate the player

Don't hate the player
Remember that great clicker ad? Well don't hate appreciate

Home sweet home

Home sweet home
Funny trailer trash t shirts with a silhoutte of a trailer

Don't mess with Texas

Don't mess with Texas
Funny map of Texas t shirt design for everyone from the Lone Star State

Fight me I'm Irish

Trailer trash

Trailer trash
Funny t-shirt design with the silhouette of a trailer



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