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Hey look! Bug Boy swag! You've been asking for it for years and now it's here!

What? You don't know what Bug Boy is? Where in the world have you been?

Bug Boy is only the greatest movie of all time not to have been made yet.

And that's where you come in. We've had many fits and starts with this movie and now we've thrown enough fits that we're finally going to try it ourselves. So, if you know someone who wants to invest in a movie that will not only have actors in it, it will also have movement, talking AND matricide.

It began during a hot and sultry day. Two young lovers, Robin and Melissa, decided to follow the weathers lead and get hot and sultry themselves. What they didn't know was that their little romp would be an insect E ticket ride. What they didn't expect was the outcome: Bug Boy.

For twenty years Melissa, played by Horror Scream Queen Legend Brinke Stevens, cared for this societal misfit. Bug Boy's life would have been one of late night deforestation's and regurgitated snacks if it weren't for the miraculous work of Doctor Scott Randolph. After years of reconstruction, rehabilitation and rebirth Bug Boy was ready to mingle with society. But no one could have foreseen the devastating consequences of their best intentions.

With a short circuiting DNA coursing through his body, Phil Lophaga, played by Edward Nyahay, wreaks havoc throughout the town of Allenville until one bright day when he meets up with plant lover, Katrina, played by the Queen of Erotica Jacqueline Lovell. Her plans for Bug Boy may not be all that wholesome as she manipulates this innocent to fulfill her malevolent desires.

Bug Boy's not evil. He's just acting naturally.

Check out the swag and help advance our cause.

To read more about Bug Boy and even the script, click on over to The Bug Boy Web Site and see what you've been missing.

Messenger Bag $21.99	Tote Bag $15.99	BBQ Apron $19.99
License Plate Frame $12.99	Greeting Cards (Pk of 10) $17.99	Postcards (Package of 8) $8.99
Clock $13.99	Black Cap $17.99	Mousepad $13.99
Coaster $7.99	Stein $16.99	Mug $13.99
Large Mug $14.99	Bumper Sticker $5.49	Oval Sticker $5.49
Sticker $5.49	Bib $11.99	Kids T-Shirt $19.99
Toddler T-Shirt $14.99	Thong $10.99	Boxer Shorts $15.99
Women's T-shirt $20.99	Baby Doll T-Shirt $24.99	White T-Shirt $20.99
Golf Shirt $19.99	Baseball Jersey $22.99	Long Sleeve T-Shirt $24.99
Sweatshirt $35.99	Hooded Sweatshirt $40.99	Box $22.99

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