Densa - The Low I.Q. Society
It's a fact, in the world there are smart people and, let's just say, people who've maintained a closer relationship with lead paint than is considered healthy.
And then there's the rest of us.
People who may not be smart enough to join any of those smart people groups but want to celebrate what little brain matter conjures up those guttural bon mots just before dinner.
Or maybe you are one of 'those people' who could join 'those people' in their group but wouldn't want to be in a room when 'those people' begin to talk about such pressing matters in such pretentious tones that only 'those people' can. And by 'pretentious tones' I mean 'boring as all get out.'
So, are you Densa material? It's easy to find out. Click here, fill out the application (we don't call it a test, that scares people) and see the results for yourself! Come on! Show the world you're proud of your nescience!
As always, if you'd prefer a bit on a different shirt or even a different product click here to send us an email and we'll put that together just for you. How's that for customer service? Try getting attention like that from 'those people.' They'd probably sniff haughtily and spin on their heels to get away from your stench of the teeming masses.
Make sure to come back and visit the Densa section of the Bound & Gags Store because we'll be adding new product every month. To make sure you don't miss out on any new items look over to your left, type in your email address and join our mailing list. Don't be the last on your block to have your property speak for you!
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