Coffee: The official drink of Bound & Gags (during work hours).
We talk about coffee so much, know so many people who can't have a lucent thought or decent crap without it we figured we should pay homage to this saporous bean.
So come on in and browse around to find that prefect coffee cup and shirt to wear to pledge your allegiance to the all mighty java.
As always, if you'd prefer a bit on a different shirt or even a different product click here to send us an email and we'll put that together just for you. How's that for customer service? Try getting attention like that from those goatee sprouting, Proust spouting barista types. They'd probably try to spray frothy foam down your pants as they chased your from their preciously pretentious boite.
Make sure to come back and visit the Coffee section of the Bound & Gags Store because we'll be adding new product every month. To make sure you don't miss out on any new items look over to your left, type in your email address and join our mailing list. Don't be the last on your block to have your property speak for you!
The newest bits are listed first. To buy a shirt or mug, or see a larger version than is at the bottom of this page, just click on the * on the product you want. How much easier can we make it?
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Shirt
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Mug
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| Coffee In. Brilliance Out. | * | * |
| It's not jitters. It's kinetic energy. | * | * |
| If you can smell this you're too close. | * | * |
| Just think how unbearable work would be without coffee. | * | * |
| A coffee a day is for lightweights. | * | * |
| I'm past achieving. I've achieved. | * | * |
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Nothing
comes between me and my coffee.
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Coffee
good. Work bad.
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Got
Coffee?
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I'm
99% coffee 1% patience
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Member
of the coffee relocation program
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I
consider coffee a sacrament
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Of
all the coffee cups in all the world, you'd better refill mine.
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Cube
town living, it's just wrong, all the brew dah day.
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Coffee!
The only thing standing between me and your jugular.
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I'm
a half brain until after my whole bean.
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I'm
only here to visit my coffee cup.
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Warning!
Check fluid level before engaging.
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I'm
following my java script.
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Caution!
Contents MINE!
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Blessed
are those who bring me coffee.
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This
is my coffee cup. There are many like it but this one is mine.
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One
small sip for me. One giant Ahhhhhhh! for mankind.
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Contains
Hours Of Wired Enjoyment
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