Your Stress Level : Bound & Gags

Bound & Gags : Your Stress Level

We all have stress. But some people freak out as if the weight of the entire world is on them if there's an extra red light on their way to the ice cream shop. But others have real stress, such as, writing comedy. Now let me tell you! That puts stress on a fellow.

That's what I'm talking about. What is like a squat in a porcupine patch to some is a night on the town to others (please, if you do consider that a night on the town, please do not tell us about it). We don't know the stress limits of our fellow man. It's that lack of knowledge that's been the cause of many tense situations in the world.

That is until today!

Let the world know how close to the edge you are with Bound & Gags 'Current Stress Level' Warning Wear!

Are you so jittery your drunk friends use your pockets to create wonderful blender drinks?

Are you and the only nerve holding you together not on speaking terms?

Have you counted to 10 so many times to day you were given a guest spot on Seasame Street?

Then Bound & Gags 'Current Stress Level' Warning Wear is for you. Trust us, if you don't try to kid yourself and get the shirt (or shirts) for your appropriate stress level, these shirts will scream to everyone you come in contact with,

"Get AWAY from me before I staple your eyelids to your ass cheeks!"

Disclaimer: Your actual quote may vary.

Level 1 - Trust me, I’m still sleeping.

Level 2 - Ahhhhhhhhh! The first palpitation of the day!

Level 3 - You want what? When? How?

Level 4 - Would I like another task? Sure! I haven’t been dizzy for an hour!

Level 5 - I’m not mumbling. I’ve lost the power of vowels.

Level 6 - Ooooooooooo! The fireworks in my head are so pretty!

Level 7 - I’ve got enough patience for breathing or you. You choose!

Level 8 - If one more person blinks I’m taking a cheese grater to all of you!

Level 9 - That blinding haze and constant jitter is giving me a film noir feel.

Level 10 - Is the clicking in my head getting on your nerves too? GOOD!