The Bound & Gags brain trust followed through with the threat to take a company wide vacation. Oh sure, you may think a comedy group is as fun as a barrel of monkeys. Let me just tell you, the only thing in common is the ungawdly stench. But we slathered some Vicks under our nostrils, leased a jet from Buzzards Bay Airlines (click to see what Buzzy says) and got ready to hit the road!
But first we had to figure out what to do. With so many people involved in the creation of the Bound & Gags juggernaut we couldn't find much to agree upon. Someone wanted to go base jumping from Yosemite. Someone else had a desire to soak in the sun on Tar Beach. Someone wanted to chow down on chili dogs and cotton candy whilr riding the biggest roller coasters in the world. Someone else wanted to free dive naked with a tuna glued to their ass. I'm listening to these people a little bummed because no one wanted to do what I wanted to (nap) but was also pretty frightened to know and work with these people.
Finally, the grueling meeting was going on too long (almost a compete commercial break!), so I stepped up to break the deadlock. Overlooking my own personal desires, I looked at the assorted messes, masses, I mean, masses sprawled throughout the corporate Ping-Pong arena and the perfect vacation for this motley crew came to mind.
"I've got it!" I said. "The Bound & Gags vacation will be a tour of the scummiest bars in the world." The gasp at my masterstroke was followed by an extended hosanna before the group dispersed to research the diviest bars world wide for us to visit.
And now we're back, bailed out (most of us anyway), sobered up (barely), and pleased to present the t-shirt collection from the drunken bacchanalia that even the toasted minions of Bound & Gags have pretty much forgotten (black outs are very useful).
So check out the bars even we couldn't trash and, as always, if you'd like a design on another piece of merchandise, just click here and let me know. Also, check back later because they're will be other shirts because some of us haven't unpacked yet and others haven't been able to get back into the country.
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