Have you ever been in an bar situation and wanted to get your point across without actually speaking to the idiot who craves your attention? Well, crank your polite ass up to the year 2003 my little drinking buddy with 'Bar Codes' from the people who care about your personal space, Bound & Gags.
All you have to do to make your drinking time your own is to put on the requisite 'Bar Code' shirt and let the world know what your current mood is. And because we know you have so many mood swings while imbibing, we've tried to come up with every possible drunk assed mood (but if we blacked out and forgot your favorite email us and let us know. But with a few less profanities than during your last black out. We were quite hurt when you called us an asparagus nosed powder baby). So, check out the 'Bar Codes' and see if we captured the spirit of the thing.
As always, if you'd prefer a bit on a different shirt or even a different product click here to send us an email and we'll put that together just for you. How's that for customer service? Try getting attention like that from those spritzer sipping wine connoisseur from . They'd probably spritz a pretentious yet subtle Bordeaux down your pants as they chased your from their preciously pretentious boite.
Make sure to come back and visit the 'Bar Code' section of the Bound & Gags Store because we'll be adding new product every month. To make sure you don't miss out on any new items look over to your left, type in your email address and join our mailing list. Don't be the last on your block to have your property speak for you!
| You bet. . . $17.99 |
You are. . . $17.99 |
Buy me. . . $17.99 |
| Fuck Off $17.99 |
Not here. . . $17.99 |
Will fuck. . . $17.99 |
| Not that. . . $17.99 |
Only here. . . $17.99 |
No chatting $17.99 |
| You have. . . $17.99 |
Don't bother $17.99 |
Go away $17.99 |
| Too Drunk To Fuck $17.99 |
Need Beer Right Now $17.99 |
Too Good For You $17.99 |















