We know the truth. You have no intention of EVER working out. As a matter of fact, you get down right incensed that anyone sweats while moving. You know the only time to sweat is while scarfing down 13 chillie dogs and a case of Henderbeer while watching Slap Shot on DVD.
So that's why we've created a line of clothing that celebrates your inner sloth.
CONVEX!
The UnAthletic Wear!
Signaling The Shape Of Things To Come
As always, if you'd prefer a bit on a different shirt or even a different product click here to send us an email and we'll put that together just for you. How's that for customer service? Try getting attention like that from those steroid head sweat buckets who just can't understand the phrase, "Damn straight do I want extra cheese on that!". They'd probably make you do 14 more reps that would just but those unsightly stains on your shirt. We'd never do that to you. How's that for respect?
Make sure to come back and visit the CONVEX section of the Bound & Gags Store because we'll be adding new product every month. To make sure you don't miss out on any new items look over to your left, type in your email address and join our mailing list. Don't be the last on your block to have your property speak for you!
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