You've read our books, watched
our shows, probably even been called to testify against us.
But, even with all of those
entertaining travails we felt unfulfilled. We knew there was something lacking.
Our doctor said it was fiber but what does he know?
But all that is in the past.
The moment we found out
that we could offer you a place where you could wear our words, drink deeply
from the depths of our depravity, toss a flying disc across the yard so the
dog can sink his teeth into our life's work and run it back to you drooling
the whole time, well, let me tell ya, we tingled as much as that time we had
to use that salve for 10-14 days.
So come on in and check
out the Bound & Gags Store. Browse around and we're sure you'll find something
to tickle your fancy, something you'll just have to proudly display on your
desk, something you'll probably get drool on.
And we're not talking
about the flying disc.
