Jesus Christ is ruffian and an
upstart! He and his 12 marauders
rumbled through town, turning
over merchant's tables and going
all 'Indiana Jones' in the temple
of Jerusalem!

You can find Christmas
related and Santa Claus
themes here. Please enjoy.

Lizzie Borden took an axe
And gave her mother forty whacks.
And when she saw what she had done
She gave her father forty one.

Our American Forefathers:
This is the way they should be seen
(all urban and stuff).

Endorphins regulate your
immune system, gearing
you up to fight bad
cancer cells? So learn to
laugh, why don't cha!"

Whether you love your teacher
or hate her, you’ll love these
masterful teacher/student gifts.
If you’re an educator or you
know one, strike a chord with
that very special educator

But when that woman said:
"Live long and prosper,"
I was amazed. That's the
woman I want to be with."

I love skulls and so do you
if you click into this section.
We have interesting skulls that'll
make you laugh. But only
come here if you think
mortality is funny.

Spring break girls get
caught up in the moment:
great music, great intoxicants
and great airborne allergens.

The Pillsbury Doughboy
began swearing epithets!

Animorphs or just
plain animal themes
will entice anyone to
pay attention.
Just say moo!

Choose your particular
walk-a-thon cause and show up
wearing your very own
walk-a-thon shirt!

See gambling grandma feed the slots.
See gambling grandma win big!
As long as grandma's going to
share her winnings, may grandma
forever win!

Oh for the love of family!
Let's face it, if it wasn't for
family, who'd put up with us?
The opposite is also true.

Who's got the baby? You may loose
track as baby gets passed around at the
next family reunion. But your relatives
always remember the baby with
the bootsiepop.com bib

God made us in his own image.
God must have a hell-of-a-sense of
humor. Four fingers and a thumb —
now that's funny! Unless it's 3
fingers — that ain't so funny!

Holidays, who's got the holidays?
Why, I do of course; right here in this
holiday section. But should it be holiday
or seasonal? Oh well, it's done now.

Empowerment is what we all need.
You need a belief in yourself and the
imagination to motivate yourself. Yes,
we can do it! All of us!

Anything that has it's roots in Urbania
(the city) can be found here. Other
synonyms are "street" or "hood".
Whichever you prefer.

Anything with a musical
theme can be found in here. This
section is a tad lean right now,
but the ideas are coming; I can
feel it in my lucky tooth.