Welcome to Boogie Monst, funny stuff for funny people.
Legalize Prostitution Isn't it time we legalize and regulate the profession? A squandered opportunity at stimulating the economy (among other things). |
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Herpes The Love Bug Does the number '53' mean anything to you? It's the number of people that have been infected by sexually transmitted disease since you decided not to get that checked out. |
Let's Go Bowling Dude Some of you may remember this from The Big Lebowski. Then again, some of you may not. Even if you never saw the movie, feel free to wear this shirt while bowling for some instant Lebowski cred. |
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I Love DP Hey, get your mind out of the gutter. It clearly means "I love the letters D and P, especially when they're right next to each other." |
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When Life Gives You Melons You Might Be Dyslexic But melons beat lemons any day of the week, so yay for dyslexia. |
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I'd Rathereth Be Slaying Dragons Stuck at your nine to five? Would you rather be killing dragons right now? Same here. |
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Republicans Hate Homophobic, xenophobic, white and hypocritically pious? The GOP is the party for you! |
Fundamental Game Symbols Triangle, square, circle, cross. When you see these shapes on a controller, you feel at home. |
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Rugby Is Raw Some call it a gentleman's sport but we all know it's raw as hell. Rugby is not for pansies, only men need apply. |
Unemployed Unemployed but that's okay. You like to think of it more as an extended vacation, right? That's the spirit! Take this time to pursue something you've been wanting to. |
The Code Up up down down left right left right B A Start and tada! Now your life is awesome. Konami Code in the house! |
Hadoken It's the classic input that made fighting games famous, and poses that timeless question: Ken or Ryu? |
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Bad Dudes Never has the importance of a mission been made more clear than in the cult classic "Bad Dudes". |
Cat On A Keyboard In Space You must not go alone, because it is very dangerous. Beware the danger. We insist! Take this. Cat on a keyboard in space. |
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American Pride Proud to be an American? Will you not forget the men who died and gave that right to you? A simple and classy way of showing your fellow brethren of the USA that you care. |
Celebrating Beer Day Everyday For some, drinking is more than something you do with friends... it's something you do daily with an alarming fashion. If you prefer to tie one on like every day, then celebrate beer day everyday. |
Buttsecks A totally safe for work way to show the world you are down for some hot and sweaty buttsecks. Secks makes the world go around, afterall. |
Obamanation A design that illustrates the dangers of an American under president Obama and the dangers our nation faces domestically. |
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Neverwinter Afternoons You've spent so many nights in Neverwinter that now you hunger for the afternoon sun. |
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Shit Happens When You Party Naked Truer words have never been spoken. You know exactly what I'm talking about. |
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Hang Gliding There is no greater feeling than riding a thermal draft up into the sky and gliding for hours cross country. Hang gliding turns man into bird. |
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Stop in the Name of Love Stop! In the name of love. Before you break my heart, think it over. Please baby, think it over. |
Game Over You Suck Game over my friend, because you suck. You are welcome to try again but it'll just be repeat suckage. |