Ultimate Navigation Aid for the Captain a great gift for the new boat owner. All he'll have to do is glance down to verify which is port and which is starboard. Click the image to see the products available with this design... |
Ultimate Navigation Aid for the First Mate End the Port/Starboard confusion for your First Mate. Click the image to see the products available with this design... |
Ultimate Navigation Aid for Crew Hey, Captain, tired of yelling, "No, your other Starboard!"? Get one each for your crew and solve the problem! Click the image to see the products available with this design... |
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First Mate (then steer the boat) A new twist on a formerly formal format. Chuckles guaranteed! Click on the image to see the available products with this design... |
What are your orders? Whether it's your Anniversary, Valentine's Day, your Captain's birthday, or anytime you're feeling amorous, this should start something interesting. |
The Bra Method of Sailing We all LIKE sailing - just some of us aren't quite as serious as the sail tweakers. |
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Mate And you MUST follow the Captain's orders, or risk walking the plank, or worse, being sent to the Captain's quarters. |
Sail Naked Advantages to Sailing Naked: no tan lines; no laundry;more fun applying suntan lotion. Click the image to see the products available with this design... |
Boat Work Trying to cross a few things off the projects list and everybody wants to chat and you can't seem to get a thing done? This shirt will solve the problem! Click on the image to see the products... |
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Conch Republic, Key West The motto: "We have seceded where others have failed." says it all. And if you've been to Key West, you know about the free-range roosters. |
Boat Math You work on your boat and you work on your boat, and there's always more to do - tricky boat math is why. Click the image to see the products available with this design... |
Winch - Wench You need to know this stuff if you're going to sail. You wrap that sheet around the wrong one and then what - insert the winch handle and start cranking? I think not. |
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Margaritas can fix anything. Three things you do on a boat: 1. Maintenance 2. Maintenance 3. Maintenance or you can fix a Margarita. |
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Life afloat is good! This one is especially for all of our friends who live aboard their boat. Life afloat is indeed very good! |
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I Love the Beach It may be politically incorrect that most of the products with this design are for women, but let's face it, men don't really care if their butts look big. |
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Sail Naked - as God intended We were born naked, as God intended. In the Garden of Eden, we were naked... and sailing is a lot like Paradise. |
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The Admiral He may strut around and call himself Captain, but you both know you outrank him. Click the image to see the products available with this design... |
Welcome Aboard! Encourage your boat guests and crew not to show up empty handed. Click the image to see the products available with this design... |
I Like Sailing You don't have to be on Facebook to like stuff. Get out from behind your computer screen, get out there in public and like stuff. Sailing would be good. |
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Rum on Board What we may have here is a drinker with a sailing problem. Click the image to see the products available with this design... |
Sailing is better... Those power boaters out there, making all kinds of noise, using 80 gallons an hour. They must love O.P.E.C. which is why we sailors call them Opeckers! |
One hand for the ship... One hand for the ship ??? Whatcha gonna do with your spare hand? Remember, you're in public... |
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Fore and Aft For those sailors who are MORE than navigationally challenged - and need to be reminded which is the front and which is the back. |
FECK O.P.U.C. Your friends may not 'get' this one at first, but we don't think you'd want us to spell it so they would. We're all sailors here, we don't need oil. |
WTF signal flags Yes, it says what you think it says. But this is a lot more polite way of saying it. |
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Loving with my Sailor Sailing with your lover, or loving with your sailor. The two kind of go hand in hand. |
Sex is better on a Sailboat Actually, almost everything is better on a sailboat. From sunrise to sunset to sunrise again, from margaritas in the morning to that cup of Joe in the evening - or vice versa... |
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Life is a waste of time It's our own fault, we waste our lives, working, sleeping, doing the dishes, not accomplishing much, when we could be wasting our time Sailing! |
Work sucks-I'm going Sailing! Tell 'em just how you feel. Work sucks. Unless you work on a boat - then I don't know what to tell you. |
Mermaids are REAL! This not only has a photo of a real, live, beautiful mermaid, but it comes with instructions of how you, too, may observe one. |
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Captain's Use Only Make sure the crew understands: All hands on Deck, and no where else. Hands off the Captain's Beer Mug, Coffee Mug, and his favorite woman. |
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Sailors don't need shrinks There is something about sailing that either keeps you sane, or makes you not care whether you are. |
Sailorish A sailor wanna-be? A used to be sailor? A new sailor? Not quite 'Arrrgh' enough to be a real sailor? Sailor without a boat? You need 'Sailor-ish' |
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Captain Kid Hey, Kids can be Captains, too. Why not yours? And remember, some of us who claim to be grownups are really children - so we've got some adult sizes in here, too. Have fun! |
Conch Republic If you've been to Key West, the Conch Republic, you've seen the free-range roosters, on the streets, in the restaurants. If this shirt has any meaning, I don't know what it could be. |
Where am I? Ah, the age old question. Your friends will always tell you exactly where you are if you wear this shirt. Every boater needs one. Give one to your lost buddy. |
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Just chillin' It's where you want to be...tropical island... palm trees... comfortable hammock... drink with an umbrella in it... could life get any better? |
No Wake Zone Sittin', relaxin' on your sailboat. Takin' life easy. Kind of a drowsy day. You sure don't want anybody to wake you, or wake you. |
Rum Continues Maybe your crew will respond to Rum better than the beatings. It worked on my boat. My morale is quite excellent. (Though I keep bumping into things) |
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Wannas Crew If you don't get this at first, get someone to say it out loud. Click the image to see the products available with this design... |
Keep Bailin' Sometimes sailing seems more trouble than it's worth - but still, it's always worth the trouble. Keep bailin', keep bailin'. Click the images to see the products available with this design... |
Will Sail for Rum! Advertise your availability as crew, railmeat, or just amiable drinking buddy. Hey, a sailor likes his rum! Click the image to see the products available with this design... |
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It's five o'clock here! Your 'no excuses', 'no stupid rules' drinkin' clock. Hang it on your boat, hang it in your bar, hell, wear it around your neck. I don't care, I've been sippin' suds since five o'clock! |
Island Time! Wall Clock In the Islands you don't need a clock. You're not there yet - so let this serve as a reminder that you'll be there soon! |
Who cares? Wall Clock You're on your boat and someone asks what time it is: just point to the clock. Does anybody really know what time it is? Does anybody really care? If so, I can't imagine why. |
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Broken boat A friend in the Bahamas told us "Everything, EVERYTHING, on a boat is broken - you just don't know it yet." Click the image to see the products available with this design... |
Tall Ship Sailor's Tales need to be updated now and then. Click the image to see the products available with this design... |
Bock of the Day Punsters, dyslexics and beer drinkers will enjoy this one. Grab yourself a nice hearty, cold beer, relax on the dock and click the image to see the products available with this design... |
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