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Welcome to Saltwater Suzi and Captain Larry's Boat Stuff. Here you'll find many styles of T-shirts and other products for the boater. Many are funny, some are serious... well, a little. There are a couple of sections which aren't nautical, just funny stuff that we like. Saltwater Suzi and Captain Larry live aboard their boat and cruise, now and again. They love each other and they love sailing, and express this love through the humor on the products you'll find on this site. If you're a boater, you should get a lot of enjoyment from many of these products. And remember, they make great gifts for your crew, for your boater friends, for yourself. Check out our other web site: The Frugal Mariner Thank you very much for your patronage.

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All images, artwork and photography Copyright 2007 Larry MacDonald and his licensors. All rights reserved.

Nautical Christmas Cards New! This is what you've been waiting for. Nautical Christmas Cards. Each card has three choices - blank inside or your choice of two different messages. Click the image...	Seaside Photography, Calendars and Posters Beautiful Photography on Postcards, Note cards and Journals, Posters and Calendars. Inspiring Photographs of oceans, sailing, seaside scenes and other images.
First Mate (then steer the boat) A new twist on a formerly formal format. Chuckles guaranteed! Click on the image to see the available products with this design...	Captain Kid Hey, Kids can be Captains, too. Why not yours? And remember, some of us who claim to be grownups are really children - so we've got some adult sizes in here, too. Have fun!
Take me Sailing! Wear this shirt and you get to go sailing. You don't have to tell them what you're wearing under it... or are you?	Sail Naked Advantages to Sailing Naked: no tan lines; no laundry;more fun applying suntan lotion. Click the image to see the products available with this design...
Don't need a Drink Is this an insult to sailors? Or drinkers? Or just a drinker who gets a little confused. Maybe he means "I don't need a boat to drink like a sailor." Or maybe not...	Where am I? Ah, the age old question. Your friends will always tell you exactly where you are if you wear this shirt. Every boater needs one. Give one to your lost buddy.
Nautical Flags Colorful, informative, nautical, what better boating shirt?	Creaky Docklines Hilarious poems describing the boating lifestyle. Perfect to read to guests at your next raftup, or maybe while employing the facilities in your own head (that's bathroom to you lubbers)
Just chillin' It's where you want to be...tropical island... palm trees... comfortable hammock... drink with an umbrella in it... could life get any better?	Sailing The image says it all: 'I enjoy sailing.' Or maybe it says: 'I like to wear clothes with images of stylized sailboats on them.' Or maybe it says, 'I got up this morning and saw this in my closet and
What are your orders? Whether it's your Anniversary, Valentine's Day, your Captain's birthday, or anytime you're feeling amorous, this should start something interesting.	Boat Math You work on your boat and you work on your boat, and there's always more to do - tricky boat math is why. Click the image to see the products available with this design...
No Wake Zone Sittin', relaxin' on your sailboat. Takin' life easy. Kind of a drowsy day. You sure don't want anybody to wake you, or wake you.	Leave No Stern Untoned Yet another in the long list of reasons to do things naked. Admittedly, a pun - but one you've never heard before. Leave no Stone Unturned and Leave no Stern Untoned!
Takin' life easy 'Takin' life easy' is the message on this beautiful photo. And the metaphor is perfect - a workboat, at rest, lazily tied to the dock. This is how you wanna be.	Rum Continues Maybe your crew will respond to Rum better than the beatings. It worked on my boat. My morale is quite excellent. (Though I keep bumping into things)
Relax This can be your 'Just chillin' shirt. Nice summer day perfectly fit for doing absolutely nothing. And when you're finished, you can just relax for awhile. Put this shirt on and put your feet up.	Sailing Okay, this one's a bit obtuse - but fans of Hitchhikers Guide, who are also sailors will appreciate it. Click the image to see the products available with this design...
Boat Work Trying to cross a few things off the projects list and everybody wants to chat and you can't seem to get a thing done? This shirt will solve the problem! Click on the image to see the products...	Art Prints Beautiful, nautical photographs to decorate your office or home. These tranquil and sometimes inspiring scenes will help set the mood for the style you are creating.
Wannas Crew If you don't get this at first, get someone to say it out loud. Click the image to see the products available with this design...	Refrigerator Magnets Clever sayings on these quality 2" x 3" magnets for your refrigerator or your file cabinet. Over 70 different ones to choose from ranging from pithy humor, sex, religion, politics, philosophy.
Ultimate Navigation Aid for the Captain a great gift for the new boat owner. All he'll have to do is glance down to verify which is port and which is starboard. Click the image to see the products available with this design...	Ultimate Navigation Aid for the First Mate End the Port/Starboard confusion for your First Mate. Click the image to see the products available with this design...
Ultimate Navigation Aid for Crew Hey, Captain, tired of yelling, "No, your other Starboard!"? Get one each for your crew and solve the problem! Click the image to see the products available with this design...	Rum on Board What we may have here is a drinker with a sailing problem. Click the image to see the products available with this design...
Keep Bailin' Sometimes sailing seems more trouble than it's worth - but still, it's always worth the trouble. Keep bailin', keep bailin'. Click the images to see the products available with this design...	Pirates Pirates do what pirates do. They prey. Organize! Get your pirate friends to prey with you.
Captain A little more style than your usual Captain's shirt, and your choice on most garments of center chest or pocket. Sure to please the new Captain or new boat owner. Great Gift Idea!	First Mate Stylish First Mate clothes to match the Captain's. Get matching outfits and look 'Yachty' Or spill rum on them and look 'Nauty'. (Sorry) But take a look you might like them!
Crew You've got your Captain a new one, and your First Mate a new one, it's only fair you get your crew a new one. Click here to make your selection...	Captain Everybody's yelling - but the Captain is the one you'd better listen to. Nice shirts in your choice of colors. Great gift for your crew Captain.
First Mate First Mate - Let the crew of your racing sailboat know who's second in command. Your choice of products. Click on the image above to make your selection...	Beer Bringer Girl The only thing better than a Beer Bringer Guy is a Beer Bringer Girl - THE most exalted crew position of all time. Yet another great gag gift for your crew.
Beer Bringer Guy Hands down, THE most important position on any sailing crew. Without him, the rest of the crew doesn't even bother showing up. Hey, sailing is thirsty work!	Galley Slave It may not sound glamorous, but the Galley Slave is second in esteem only to the Beer Bringer Girl among the crew members.
Navigator For the person who likes to tell the Captain where to go; and the Captain goes there. Click the image to see the products available...	Crew Look no farther, here is where you can select your Crew shirts. Many to choose from. Click on the image above to see all the products...
Chief Winch Grinder All your crew's shirts don't have to be serious - have some fun with this one - Chief Winch Grinder - everybody needs to be in charge of something. Great Gag Gift.	Chief Bailer Under extreme conditions, this could be your most valuable crew member. As the saying goes, "Nobody bails like a scared sailor." Honor your bailer with his own shirt or mug.
Rail Meat On those windy days, this is the most important crew member. If the boat's laying on it's side, you're gonna frikkin' LOSE! Another great gag gift.	Sailor's Prayer A sailor doesn't ask much, because a sailor doesn't need much. If God will only answer your Sailor's Prayer, you can be on your way.
Captain's Use Only Make sure the crew understands: All hands on Deck, and no where else. Hands off the Captain's Beer Mug, Coffee Mug, and his favorite woman.	Will Sail for Rum! Advertise your availability as crew, railmeat, or just amiable drinking buddy. Hey, a sailor likes his rum! Click the image to see the products available with this design...
Chesapeake Morgan Association I designed these for my friends in the Chesapeake Morgan Association. Click the image to see the products available with this design...	It's five o'clock here! Your 'no excuses', 'no stupid rules' drinkin' clock. Hang it on your boat, hang it in your bar, hell, wear it around your neck. I don't care, I've been sippin' suds since five o'clock!
Island Time! Wall Clock In the Islands you don't need a clock. You're not there yet - so let this serve as a reminder that you'll be there soon!	Who cares? Wall Clock You're on your boat and someone asks what time it is: just point to the clock. Does anybody really know what time it is? Does anybody really care? If so, I can't imagine why.
He who will not Sail... "He who will not sail till all dangers are over will never put to sea." Thomas Fuller Click the image to see the products available with this design...	Broken boat A friend in the Bahamas told us "Everything, EVERYTHING, on a boat is broken - you just don't know it yet." Click the image to see the products available with this design...
Tall Ship Sailor's Tales need to be updated now and then. Click the image to see the products available with this design...	Welcome Aboard! Encourage your boat guests and crew not to show up empty handed. Click the image to see the products available with this design...
The Admiral He may strut around and call himself Captain, but you both know you outrank him. Click the image to see the products available with this design...	Drink the Wild Air... Few Sailing images are more exciting than the Chesapeake Log Canoes during a race. Click the image to see the products available with this design...
I $ to Sail I think you'll agree that if you own a boat, you're probably going broke - but you love it anyway. Click the image to see the products available with this design...	We've got the wind now, Matey! Views like this are what we sailors live for! Fresh wind, sails taut, blue skies...all's right with the world. Click the image to see the products available with this design...
Love to Sail This one can be construed as being totally tasteless - when you view the back. Tasteless...hmmm. We sailors will love it. Click the image to see the products available with this design...	Cruising Anyone who has gone cruising can appreciate this one. You limp from port to port, looking for parts, tools, expertise, and all you can find is rum. Click the image to see the products available with
Courage "Man cannot discover new oceans unless he has the courage to lose sight of the shore." Andre Gide Click the image to see the products available with this design.	Sail Away Beautiful Sailing Image and a quote from Mark Twain. You'll like this one. Click the image to see the products available with this design...
Bock of the Day Punsters, dyslexics and beer drinkers will enjoy this one. Grab yourself a nice hearty, cold beer, relax on the dock and click the image to see the products available with this design...	Sunset Sail The romance of sailing, a sunset sail, a glass of wine, your favorite boat...set the mood with this beautiful image. Click the image to see the products available with this design...
Sail Show them what you love to do in neon blue. Click the image to see the products available with this design...	Just Funny Stuff All things funny are not nautical - even in this store. Check out the funny shirts you could be wearing to make all your friends chuckle. These make great gifts, too.
Slightly Naughty These aren't nautical - they're more Naughty-cal. Not obscene - just suggestive - maybe a little off color. If you're a sailor, you'll like them. Click the image to see the other designs available...	WINDWARD For the Captain and Crew of Windward of Fairhaven, Md. The image is only on the back, 'cause that's all they're gonna see!