If you're tired of buying lottery tickets to no avail or getting maxed out at the casinos... if work is a four letter word to you... if you hate your boss and spend your hours either watching the clock or plotting his or her demise in embarrassing, salacious ways... if you don't like to be told what to do... if you're thinking you probably won't get into a good college, but if you did you couldn't afford it anyway and would rather skip the whole thing and become an independent entrepreneur without the bad hair... if you're a struggling screenwriter in Hollywood or New Jersey, who is tired of workings stupid temp jobs in order to pay the rent... then maybe you should leach on and make money off of me by becoming a Bluesyworld Affiliate!
How can I join the Bluesyworld Revolution and suck off 20% of every sale Bluesyworld makes through me?
The Deal:
1) Get a Website
... or a blog, or even a MySpace profile. Then sign up to be a Bluesyworld affiliate, so you can put links to Bluesyworld's fabulous products and siphon off 20% of every sale that you send to a Bluesyworld page or product.
2) Sign up for Bluesyworld's affiliate program through Cafepress
Visit the link below and fill out all of the required information. Don't forget to put down Bluesyworld as your referral.
Be aware that the sign up form will ask for a social security number. This is necessary in order for you to be legally paid, and since this an actual company, it is necessary. I know you have problems with authority but I can't help you get around paying taxes to Uncle Sam on all the money you're going to make off of me... just like you'd have to do if you won the lotto.
After signing up, you will be assigned a PID. (Personal Identification or Personal In to the Dough). The PID is used to track your links and to make sure that you get credit for all of the sales that you refer to Bluesyworld. No PID, no pay. Simple as that. Sign up for Bluesyworld's Affiliate Program Here, you've got nothing to lose and everything to gain (Freedom).
3) Get Links!
To create links, you'll need your "PID" (partner ID) number you received from CafePress when you signed up as an affiliate.
Below, you'll find links and a Bluesyworld Banner that is already set up and ready to go. All you need to do is change the xxxxxxx with your 7 digit PID number and add the link to you website, blog or MySpace profile.
If you want to link to specific pages and products other than these, you can do that to. It's easy, just check out the instructions on the Cafepress Affiliate page where you signed up and got your PID. But remember, these landing pages get you more products in customer's faces and more money in your pocket.
Bluesyworld Banners
These banners are transparent, so if you have a black site (or any color), that background color should show through and look good with them. Because Bluesy aims to please.
4) Watch the money come in and start planning on how to spend it!
In order to check your cash flow earnings, just log into CafePress, and click view the affiliate reports.
Cafepress will send you a check each month of your earnings. That's it, simple as pie... that you got at the store for free and didn't have to make yourself. Plus, you get the satisfaction of being yet another satisfied person who has leached off of Bluesy's efforts.
Isn't life good?
-- Bluesy
