Acquiring Father Skill Level 1 Acquiring father skill level 1. Geek gamer humor shirt for dads and new fathers. Blue and white funny font design by Briana Blair. |
God Made Me, Broke The Mold After God made me, he broke the mold and hid the evidence. Funny humor design with broken human mannequin image, created by Briana Blair. |
The Dice are Raping Me The dice are raping me! Funny humor design with 20 sided die ( d20 ) wearing a large strap-on with an evil look, by Briana Blair. |
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Did Your Mother Drop You...? Did your mother drop you on your head a lot? Humor design with bold red font and blue baby silhouette by Briana Blair. |
Expecting Men to be Mature Expecting men to be mature is like expecting dogs to stop licking themselves. Humor with fancy blue font and brown dog, design by Briana Blair. |
Do Not Expose to Sunlight Do not expose to sunlight! Stylized sun wearing sunglasses with a large red "no" symbol over it and a fun yellow font. Perfect for vampires! By Briana Blair. |
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Get Up Get Out Get Drunk Get up, get out, get drunk. Repeat as needed. Funny alcohol humor design with brown glass beer bottles, design by Briana Blair. |
Hang With Me - Bride and Groom Hang with me a while... Bride and groom hanging from nooses in a big old tree. Morbid wedding and marriage humor by Briana Blair. |
Bury It, It's Your Zombie If you love something, bury it in the yard. If it comes back, it's your zombie. Funny zombie and woman design by Briana Blair. |
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Jesus May be Your Savior... Jesus may be your savior... but I'm the one who's gonna kick your ass! Religious sarcasm and humor design with Jesus face by Briana Blair. |
People are Animals: Meat Math People are animals, animals are meat, you do the math. Cannibal humor design with man, cow and steak images, by Briana Blair. |
Available in Drunk, Horny and Loud This model also available in: Drunk, Horny and Loud. Amusing paper sale tag design in brown and black with water stain, by Briana Blair. |
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You're My Kind of Psycho You're a psycho, but you're my kind of psycho! Show your weirdo love! Turquoise font sarcastic humor design by Briana Blair. |
Open 24-7 Neon Sign Open 24-7 pink neon sign, glowing light design tilted at an angle, sexual innuendo, or perfectly innocent, you decide! Design by Briana Blair. |
Optimism... Burning Your Crotch Optimism: The ability to see the glass as half full when the other half is burning a hole in your crotch. Coffee cup humor design by Briana Blair. |
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Thinking Outside The Box You're not thinking outside the box, you don't even know where the box is! Cardboard box and brown font humor design by Briana Blair. |
Shut Up and Bleed Shut up and bleed, evil phrase with red font dripping blood, glossy wet looking letters, design by Briana Blair. |
So Many Christians So Few Lions So Many Christians So Few Lions, evil Christian humor design with two male lion cats on a sunlit rock by Briana Blair. |
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Tact: The Refined Ability Tact: The refined ability to not tell the truth to people who really deserve it, humor by Briana Blair |
Conformity is for Losers! Stand out in this design featuring rows of men and women that all conform, and two individuals who are unique. Diversity support design by Briana Blair. |
Ferocious Steel Claws Word Be dangerous with this design. "Ferocious" done in black leather and shiny chrome with deep purple glow in a sharp fang or claw style by Briana Blair. |
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Bitch Ornate Lettered Saying BITCH spelled out vertically in pink and red scrollwork lettering says: Beautiful Intelligent Tempting Caressable Hottie. Feminine attitude design by Briana Blair. |
Handing Out Tact, End of Line When they were handing out tact, I was at the end of the line. Humor design with people standing in line receiving tact papers. Funny sarcasm by Briana Blair. |
Green HTML Sarcastic Comment HTML style humor with bracket code. I think you're attractive and interesting in sarcasm definers. Dark geek humor design by Briana Blair. |
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Attempting to Give a Damn Computer geek humor with progress bar in gray and aqua. Attempting to give a damn: Fatal Error, Damn not given. Loading screen joke by Briana Blair. |
I Am So Not Fluffy! (Rabbit) Be proud to be different with this un-fluffy bunny rabbit. With spiked hair, spiked collar, piercings, tattoos, fangs and scary red font. Diversity design by Briana Blair. |
Stop Resisting We've Got You Stop resisting, we've got you surrounded! Proud diversity image with people of many religions and clothing styles around a scared plain individual. Unique design by Briana Blair. |
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Anal Probe, Anyone? Alien Cute aqua colored alien in green space ship with robotic arms and purple dildo sex toy. Unique funny alien abduction humor design by Briana Blair. |
To Create an 8th Deadly Sin I'm on a mission to create an 8th deadly sin. Aqua and green design with action swoosh swings out in this dark humor design. Twisted funny religion and sinner piece by Briana Blair. |
Hands in the Designated Areas Please place your hands in the designated areas. Humor design with hand prints in yellow and gold shades. Funny touch me image by Briana Blair. |
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World Exists for My Amusement Extruded blue text coming at you with: The world exists for my amusement, I'm sorry for my sick sense of humor. Funny God complex dominating design by Briana Blair. |
If at First You Don't Succeed If you don't succeed, kill everyone who made you screw up! Take action when they mess up your day! Cool aqua colored lettering for this dark humor design by Briana Blair. |
LARP: Losers and Antagonists Twist on Live Action Role-Playing: Losers, Antagonists, Rejects and Perverts. Geek mocking joke image with shattered turquoise lettering. Rude gamer humor by Briana Blair. |
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100% Grade A Human - Red Meat Disturbing image of a skinned human arm on a cutting board with fabric. Dark cannibalism humor with this creepy body parts design. Sketch by Bidloo, coloring by Eric Peacock. |
Life Gives You Lemons Humor When life gives you lemons, throw them at someone's head and get a good laugh. Fruit humor design with bold yellow lemon wedges and gold font. Funny, sarcastic and unique design by Briana Blair. |
Misanthropy : A Core Value Misanthropy: dislike for the human race. Red lettering and "no people" (plain man with red circle and cross) picture. Dark humor, evil world view design created by Briana Blair. |
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Hemlock: Cure For Stupidity Hemlock is nature's cure for stupidity. Dark herbalist pagan humor. Black and green shadow design of poison hemlock plant by Briana Blair. |
We're Dead and This is Hell We're all dead, and this is HELL! Red, orange and yellow flaming words on fire with this evil phrase. Burning red and gray text movie quote design by Briana Blair. |
Trollop Lilac Vintage Swirls Are you a trollop? Wear this lilac, lavender and pink multi-layer vintage swirly scrollwork piece with lavish light purple letters. Feminine humor design by Briana Blair. |
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I'm a Delicate Fucking Flower I'm a delicate fucking flower. Great sarcasm for strong willed women. Razor blade petals and leaves on a flower. Dark humor by Briana Blair |
Bent on World Domination! Bent on world domination! Take over the Earth with blue comic zooming lettering and stylized planet earth, funny dark humor design by Briana Blair. |
Give Me Your Soul... or Cash Give me your soul, or a bunch of cash, either one works. Orange inverted pentacle pentagram with goat head. Satanic evil dark humor design by Briana Blair. |
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It's a Trick, Get an Axe! It's a Trick, Get an Axe! Inspired by a zombie horror movie, featuring a sharp metal ax weapon and classic font style, by Briana Blair. |
Smokin'! (Hot and Burning) You're so hot you're on fire! Steamy smoking words that are burnt and singed. Show your sexy goodness in this design by Briana Blair. |
Ice Queen (Frozen Blue Words) Ice Queen, for your favorite frigid bitch. Frozen icicles fall from romantic styled blue letters. Gothic azure humor design by Briana Blair. |
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Run Without Brain.exe (Geek) Run without brain.exe, brain taking too long to respond. Geek DOS prompt coding humor in red font, funny c:> design by Briana Blair. |
Impression That I care (Rude) When did I give you the impression that I care? Rude humor in teal font, sarcastic design by Briana Blair. |
Please Run Coffee-strong.exe Loading Brain.sys, to speed this process, please run coffee-strong.exe. Geek coding humor for those with trouble getting started in the morning, by Briana Blair. |
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I Fear No Evil, I AM The Evil Twisted version of scripture section in demonic red font. I shall fear no evil, for I AM the evil! Great dark goth strange humor design by Briana Blair. |
If Your Goal Was to Annoy Me If your goal was to annoy me, you've succeeded admirably. Snarky evil joke humor in blue comic font by Briana Blair. |
The Voices Assure Me I'm Sane The voices in my head assure me I'm quite sane. Purple comic font, humor design for the slightly crazy by Briana Blair. |
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Creature of the Darkest Night Creature of the night Goth fantasy image with bats, silhouette trees and a bright moon, dark sky design by Briana Blair. |
Creepy to the Core (Scary) Creepy to the Core scary green freaky font on ripped hole in a classic horror style design by Briana Blair. |
Who Says Evil Can't Be Cute Who says evil can't be cute? Sweet red teddy bear with black devil wings and demon horns with burgundy text by Briana Blair. |
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Devilish (Red Dancing Demon) Devilish in demonic black and burgundy font with red demon dancing with pitchfork and evil smile by Briana Blair. |
Bloody Gorgeous (Red Splatter) Bloody Gorgeous bleeding Gothic red font with burgundy blood drips and splatter by Briana Blair. |
Adult Beverage Enhanced I'm not drunk, I'm "adult beverage enhanced". Glass of wine (liquor) with lemon wedge, drinking humor by Briana Blair. |
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Embrace the Night (Bat Moon) Embrace the night with bats flying in front of the moon on a dark blue night sky with clouds and wrought iron fence style edges. Briana Blair. |
Gothic Beauty (Flourish) Gothic Beauty burgundy and red stylized font with intricate floral flourish edges, dark, goth, vampire style by Briana Blair. |
Greetings and Hallucinations Greetings and Hallucinations, funny play on words with wavy purple font, mirage style by Briana Blair. |
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One Hot Pussy (cat) One Hot Pussy. Black cat on fence with flames, funny play on words, sexy humor, feline, women, on fire by Briana Blair. |
Shirt of Hotness Item Obtained: Shirt of Hotness, +6 charisma +4 body. red font, RPG, role-playing, gamer geek humor by Briana Blair. |
Stop Staring... I'll Eat You Stop staring at me, or I might have to eat you. Red font dark cannibal humor by Briana Blair. |
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Stop Being Stupid If you'll stop being so stupid, I'll stop being so mean. Humor phrase in blue font by Briana Blair. |
Sweetest Darkness (wolf moon) Sweetest Darkness wolf and moon scenery at night with delicate border, goth dark design by Briana Blair. |
Toxic (Poison Bottle) Toxic, poison bottle image with skull and crossbones, green liquid by Briana Blair. |
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