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Mark'em. Make the difference. ©

BRANDING
Strict branding: logos, titles and stuff. Easy to see, hard to understand. What else do you need?

VIRGIN
These days it's pretty rare to find a virgin, whatever it means, so use this mark cautiously, only after you got hard proof. Even better, use it in conjunction with the NON VIGINS and ORAL AVAILABLE.

NOT a VIRGIN
Everything happens for the fist time once. This one to: just yesterday you bought for her our VIRGIN-marked thongs and next thing you know - she's screwing around your friends.

NICE ASS
There is a thin borderline between "nice ass" and "scary-ass ass" - use your chance to differentiate between two. Mark it as your territory before gravity does, if only you know what gravity is.

NICE BOOBS
Same gravity-beating mark as NICE ASS (see below). Although, everyone has his own standards for the term "nice breasts", we know what bad breasts are. Fair enough.

ORAL AVAILABLE
It is not that unusual to see VIRGIN and OA marks together. It's trendy. It's graphical. And you always can trick your parents by saying "this is just new Urban Outfitters collection"

ORAL[not]AVAILABLE
OK, "no" means "NO", so respect it. This mark also can be interpreted as "I'm not saying that I'm O.A."

DRUG USER [abuser]
Most popular these days mark. Depicts MJ's leaves and can be used as positive or negative mark, according with your own preferences.

RELIGIOUS
This mark can be used either with positive or negative meaning, it's up to you. Best usage in conjunction with VIRGIN and ORAL NOT AVAILABLE (holly-huge discount for such package). Amen.

MARRIED
Never do a married woman and use this mark in order to stop others from doing it/her.

DIVORCED
Perfect gift and mark for those who already marked with MARRIED and/or with THREESOME READY.

SINGLE MOTHER
According to Tom Leykis (FM 97.1, 3-8pm LA), this category is the worst to deal with, starting from "unplanned" pregnancy all the way to dealing with the kid who has been made by other guy.

THREESOME READY
Experiments are only good in one case: when you do them in chemistry class. She also should wear Catholic schoolgirl uniform, and... Just kidding. This is pretty mischievous mark.

GOLDDIGGER
All previous marks can be substituted with this one.

FORGOTTEN HEROES

!RONY

SCH(o )( o)L GILRS DIG

PSYCHO
This sign is perfect when you don't know what to buy for her Birthday, if she has one. It's kind of like a sign on the electric poll: "DON'T TOUCH! DANGEROUS!" or something.