Thank You for visiting Crazy Crissy's Biker T-Shirts & Shyt. We have biker t-shirts with old and new sayings. You’ll find offensive, crazy, rude, nasty, and sexy biker t-shirts as well as pretty shirts for lady bikers. You can also order custom and personalized biker shirts by Emailing Me
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Valentine's Day Biker Valentine's and Anti-Valentine's Shirts, cards and gifts. Not everyone loves Valentine's Day! |
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Class Of It doesn't matter when you graduated, now you can have a Class Of t-shirt or other item with your year of graduation on it! Check out these Class Of products! |
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Biker Maternity Shirts Brand New! Maternity shirts for biker chicks! These have a pregnant theme but I'm adding maternity shirts to all my designs. Just because you're pregnant shouln't mean you can't wear your favorite |
BIKER KIDS Biker T-Shirts for Kids and Adults with a Family Theme. For moms, dads, grandma's and grandpa's and of course the little ones. |
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Loud Pipes Keep Me Alive Biker T-Shirts Getting on a quiet bike has always made me nervous and I've been on bikes all my life. Motorcycles need to be loud enough to be heard by people in cages. |
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Loud Pipes Save Lives Loud Pipes Save Lives. Get the word out with T-shirts, sweatshirts, bumper stickers, and posters. Everything in this section is discounted to help get the word out. |
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Don't Settle for Less Well nothing like biker love or making biker love to make you feel good all over. Yea it's about motorcycles and riding but biker sex... we biker chicks are the best! |
Keep Goverment out of Ride Lid laws, noise laws, what's next? Log in to your local ABATE site and keep track. |
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DO IT on a Motorcycle Oh yeah baby, I wrote an erotic story about that. Doin it on a motorcycle. Can't put it here, they'd kick me out! Should put it on my website... it's a good read if you're not alone. |
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You Must Be Speeding This is a special request from Karmen for her dad who, from what she says, is always speeding! Ride safe dad and keep it rubber side down! Oh and watch out for those radar buzzards... |
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"Wet T-Shirt" T-Shirt Is this an invitation or for wet t-shirt contests? You decide! Oh, how about a "Wet Thong"? Yep, got one of those too. If it's a contest tee, I suggest the value t-shirt, it's the thinnest! |
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Biker Brat Know one? Biker Brat shirts make fun gifts for bikers of all ages. I have them from infant to adult sizes. Bibs and onsies for the babies, t-shirts for toddlers and adults and even thongs and boxer |
Fuck Off Duck Is that duck pissed off or what? He looks like he's been on a motorcycle on the freeway dodging cagers. I think the duck on this t-shirt brings home the message! |
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Magic Tongue Oh the images this t-shirt creates... and maybe a few hard ons and wet panties too, if you wear them. Unless you do real tongue tricks then it's a whole different story. Don't tell me, ok. |
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Mustache Rides Too much fun, that's what you'll have if you wear this t-shirt to a party, a rally or a biker bar. Only for the bold! Oh and, are you ready for the challenge? |
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Wild Child It's the wild child in us all that keeps us on motorcycles. We don't fear as some do, we ride and love it. There's an excitement in that peace on the road, it keeps us feeling alive. |
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WTF I like to fuck with peoples heads, express myself and offend them without getting myself kicked out of stores. Perfect shirt to express myself without getting in trouble! So WTF! |
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I Do It On Two Wheels Do what? We know that most people will think sex... isn't that the point of the saying on this t-shirt? It's amazing what bikers can do on two wheels though. Have your list ready! |
Rode Hard Rode Fast Fucking is the second favorite pastime for most bikers... well that and looking at tits, wet t-shirt contests and drinking beer! So this t-shirt is a natural, riding more ass is always welcome to bike |
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Proud American Biker The graphic speaks louder than words. The American Flag, an eagle and a motorcycle. |
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Just Cruisin What's better than to get on your bike and just cruise. Going nowhere in particular, just out for a ride. That's what makes a biker a biker, the cruise and the love of riding. |
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Wicked Biker Art Shirts From behind prison walls comes the art of Jeff, my son. Wicked, Pagan, Emo, whatever is in his heart comes out on paper. His only tools, pencil and paper. |
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You Look Like I Need More to Drink This one's a lot of fun at bars and rallies! Great for guys and chicks. |
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Only Need Two Wheels Two wheels can take you anywhere you want to go. Two wheels can give you something that four can't. Bikers know that and what it is. Cagers won't understand this t-shirt but bikers will. |
All Throttle No Torque Well if it fits it deserves bragging rights! And we know how much bikers like to brag about such things. LOL! |
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I Sleep with the Best Is that a great pickup line or what? Eveyone thinks they're the best, they just might want to prove it. Fun shirt for parties, rallys and bars. Wear it for fun or for a good night out. |
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Sexy Fender Fluff Hot 'n sexy ladies who ride bitch, on the back of the bike behind your man, given him some lovin and keepin him happy as you ride the asphalt, here's one for you. |
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Ride Whore Some bikers will do anything to ride. When they go on vacation, they make a deal with the family and rent a bike so they can ride for a day or two. A t-shirt for you if you do anything to ride. |
Home on the Road These shirts are to dedicated to little sister, Michelle, who lives on the road, from town to town, state to state, on her bike. She carries her home, her tent and supplies with her on the bike. |
Innocent of Nothing Shit if I havne't done it I've probably thought it. It's not just a biker thing, it's a people thing. |
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Sticky Mustache Well so I'm told! I don't have a mustache but my guy friends tell me it's true. I got this one from Bob, he's a real ladies man... |
Ride A Biker Crazy Crissy's most popular design! Why ride a cowboy when you can ride a biker? It's all about the ride... |
Road Tramp Spend every extra minute you have on some road riding? Ridden all over the country? Yep, you're a road tramp my biker friend. That's why I made this t-shirt. |
2 Wheels & V-Twin What more do you need? A motorcycle with a v-twin and the road, you're good to go. Love your V-Twin, tell eveyone with this t-shirt. |
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I always get prettier at closing time Don't we all, even if we're already beautiful! Not a put down, just a play on an old joke! |
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KMA ~ Kiss My Ass This is one of my favorite tees cause sometimes I just want to tell people to Kiss My Ass. This t-shirt says it for me and all I have to do is smile. It's fun to wear and see the reaction it gets. |
Lady Rider Daisy Design An exclusive Crazy Crissy design for lady riders. I think this would make pretty tattoo and it looks nice on a t-shirt too. Just for you biker chicks from me! |
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Motorcycle Freedom The magic of getting on your bike, starting it and taking off, out of your driveway and hitting the road... it's like riding off into the sunset only better. |
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Bad Attitude, don't give a shit If the attitude fits wear it! Shut them up before they have a chance to get started! |
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Got Beer? Geeze, how many times have I heard that from my biker friends? Thought I'd just make shirts so they didn't have to ask! |
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You & Me in the Wind Ahhh, a nice romantic ride. And then a nice ride! Bikes do serve double duty ya know! |
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Fire Your Therapist & Ride a Motorcycle Theres something about being in the wind on a bike that makes things right with the world. Makes things make sense sometimes. |
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One Happy Bitch Yea cuase you're riding your own, or cause someone special is reading it... especially when it's on a thong. Pure biker bitch all the way. |
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When I Ride With The Wind As the eagles spirit soars free, so does my spirit... one of the things I love about riding. |
WTF is that? I call this a multi purpost shirt! Useful in any biker situation, or non biker situation. |
Ride it Don't Garage It I just don't get it, why buy a bike and then keep it in the garage most of the time? Why pay good money for something and then only use it ocassionally? Help me out here! |
Bad Ass If you're not this one will get you in trouble in the wrong places, but if you are, well go for it! |
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I Ride to Ride For those of us who just get on the bike and go, not going anyplace in particular just going for a ride. That's the kind of biker we are, we just want to ride and it doesn't matter where... well excp |
Lady Biker Tattoo Simple Lady Biker t-shirt with nice butterfly tribal desing. Similar to the tattoo I'm going to get on my lower back. That will give me a beautiful tribal rose and a tribal butterfly on my backside. |
Biker Friends They have your back and your front. If you need something or just a shoulder to cry on or an ear to talk to... biker friends are always there. |
Fender Fluff w Butterfly T-shirts for all the cool ladies who keep your men happy on the back of his motorcycle. Nothing wrong with being fender fluff, can be real fun! |
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Lady Biker with Beautiful Butterfly Chain Shirts Feminine design for all ladies who get on a motorcycle and love to ride no matter what kind of lady biker you are, you can wear this one. |
Real Women Ride Motorcycles Yes we do. We're the same but different as other women. Biker women are bold, say what they mean. Biker chicks don't care what other people think, we know who we are. We're real. |
The Bitch Rides Her Own Yea she does so wear a t-shirt telling eveyone so. Women who ride are a awesome women, be proud. |
Biker Lady Freedom Found My freedom is found on a motorcycle. Sometimes I'm a lady, sometimes a biker chick, sometimes a bitch. But when it comes to feeling free and at peace, it only comes when I ride. |
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I Ride My Own #6 Simple I Ride My Own design for lady riders who don't want a fluffy lady biker t-shirt. You can get this with the design on the front or back. |
Lady Rider with Butterflies Shirts Beautiful Design on these Lady Rider shirts. The Butterflies weave in and out of the letters just like you do when you're riding through the twisties. |
No Destination Riding to ride, not going anyplace in particular... just need to be in the wind, feeling the peace, the freedom and your bike under you. |
Bitch Isn't a Bad Thing Biker T-Shirts There's a time and a place for everything, including being a bitch. And if you're a biker bitch, well it's just part of being who you are. |
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Fender Fluff Riding on the back enjoying the ride, the view and your motorcycle man... oh do you have it made. Even if you ride your own don't you like to be fender fluff once in a while? |
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Nasty Bitch Biker T-Shirt Who can't be a Nasty Bitch when they need to be... or want to be? I hear biker guys like nasty bitches! |
Riding is Strong Medicine Every biker who gets out of the city knows this to be true. The open road in the wind cures what ails ya. |
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I've got the fire and desire Going out to your local biker bar and need a t-shirt? This is a great tease shirt that will get you lots of attention and you can play all night! |
Live to Ride, Ride to Live What's a biker t-shirt shop without the one saying that best describes all bikers and that's been around as long as bikers? |
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You want some of this I saw it online and it cracked me up so I thought I'd put it on a t-shirt. It was a biker forum too. |
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Sassy & Sexy Bitch and probably more woman than any biker can handle if you're bold enough to wear this shirt. |
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Spank Me Baby This one always gets a bikers attention, just be careful. If you really don't want a spanking then don't tease that you do. |
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If You Don't Ride, You Don't Understand They can't! How can you understand riding in the wind if you've never been in it? |
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Naughty Naughty, I just love that word. I don't know a biker chick that it doesn't describe. And naughty is so nice... |
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This Bitch Doesn't Fall Off Bitch doesn't fall off either on front or back of shirt as printing allows. |
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I Ride My Own This one has I got er done on the front and I ride my own on the back. For all you ladies who ride who aren't bad asses, this one's for you. |
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Maybe if it was a big as your mouth For those days you have to spend it around the jerks or you're just thinking they're all jerks. And sometimes men are. |
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Biker Bitch Sometimes I am and there's nothing anyone can do about it. Yea, I can be a real biker bitch! |
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Good girls to to heaven, Bad girls go eveywhere How bad is bad and who has the most fun? Livin free is good and we aren't going over the deep end, just enjoying life. |
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Motorcycle Mama Edgy non flowing tattoo for edgy wild biker mama's. it's a bit sexy of you look at it closely and think of a woman's body. |
Wanna Ride Tha's an open invitation... if you don't have a bike of your own it can only mean one thing. You wanna ride his? His what? |
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Wild & Wicked Woman Most biker chicks are, even if it's just in the privace of their own bedrooms. We have have that wild side. |
A Motorcycle is to a Woman what Hands are to a Man Well, only if it has a bit of a vibration and you're sittin right... |
Workout Shirts for Bikers Oh baby do I! Muscles turn me on and when you workout and get sweaty... I want to do you right then and there. I want to pump your iron. |
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BIKER CHICK THONGS Yep, thongs with biker lady sayings from sexy to fun to those with something to say. |
"LOVE" BIKER T-SHIRTS T-Shirts for lovers, sweethearts and sex buddies. It doesn't have to be Valentines Day to show your love with a special gift or to wear a special t-shirt. |
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BIKER TEDDY BEARS Cute little teddy bears for biker chicks. The teddy bears are wearing t-shirts with biker sayings on them. Great gift idea! |
BIKER CAR STUFF Biker Bumper Stickers and Auto License Plate Frames with great sayings on them. Fun, cool, biker humor, some adult, some sexy, all fun to wear on your cage or bike! |
CUSTOM & PERSONALIZED "How to" order custom or personalized biker shirts and other products and prices! |
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BIKER HATS Biker caps and hats with sayings. Two styles and a few colors. Great for covering helmet hair for biker guys and chicks. |
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BIKER BUTTONS & MAGNETS Biker buttons, magnets and keepsakes in different sizes and shapes. Cool sayings and graphics for bikers. I take custom orders and will personalize these for you. |
BIKER DECOR Pillows, posters and clocks to decorater you home with a biker sayings and some graphics. Bring a little bit of your biker personality into your home. |
Other Things You Can Do With My Products A t-shirt isn't just a t-shirt and an ornament isn't just an ornament anymore. With a little creativity and time, your one of a kind purchase become even more one of a kind. |
Biker Thannksgiving, Christmas & New Years Shirts for you to celebrate in and great gift ideas for your biker friends. Also greeting cards and decorations for your tree and home. |
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