Bike Pusher's Emporium of Tat

It all started as an auction on ebay and went downhill from there...

Welcome, decerebrated turnips, to the Official Bike-Pusher store, where you can buy your very own piece of high quality tat. If you don't understand then you probably need to read about my auction on ebay here: cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=2442354423

And if you still don't understand ... is that a magnet strapped to your head?