T-Shirts and More by BGA Graphics : HUMOR : Getting Older
Getting Older These funny designs are just for people who are over-the-hill, feeling their age, old farts or any other familiar saying for getting older! Most designs have men's and women's styles.
One Thing"At my age" and below "I'm only interested in one thing, but I can't remember what it is." |
Life Begins At 50An image of a typewriter with the text "News Flash", and "Life Begins At 50 (who comes up with this crap?)" underneath. The "F" and "U" keys are red, others are gray. |
Holding Stomach In"At my age, I quit trying to hold my stomach in, no matter who walks into the room." |
Retired"Retired" and below "I was tired yesterday and I'm tired again today" |
The Hard Way"At my age, there's nothing left to learn the hard way." |
I'm 39"I'm 39" and below "That's my story and I'm sticking to it!" |
Retirement"The problem with retirement" and below "You never get a day off." |
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Health Insurance"At my age, my investment in health insurance is finally beginning to pay off." |
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Fat And Old"I don't so much being old. I mind being fat and old." |
Geezer"Geezer" and below "Formerly Known as STUD" |
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Popping Joints "The Good Ol' Days" and below "Then: Popping pills & smoking joints. Now: Popping joints." |
I'm So Old"I'm so old that I can laugh, cough, sneeze, fart and pee...all at the same time!" |
Young Person"Inside this person is a young person wondering what the hell happened?!" |
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Can't See"Suffers from C.S.S. (without my glasses)" and an image of a pair of glasses. |
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BMW to BM"Those were the days" and below "Then: hoping for a BMW, Now: hoping for a BM." |