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God Told Me to Hate You

HATEpretty

I Never Gossip Except to Save a Soul

If Jesus died for your sins

If Jesus died for your sins
You better sin or He killed himself 4 nothing!

Ask WWJD Too Often . . .

Ask WWJD Too Often . . .
and you wind up dead on a cross!

You'd All Be in My Prayers

You'd All Be in My Prayers
if only I had that kind of time . . .

If You Aren't Offending Someone

If You Aren't Offending Someone
you just aren't trying hard enough

God Told Everyone to Hate You!

Abstinence

Abstinence
makes the church grow fondlers

Can't Be Christian Capitalist

Can't Be Christian Capitalist
without outsmarting Commie Christ!

I Gave My Love to Jesus

I Gave My Love to Jesus
and Now He Never Calls!

Christians Divorce More Than Atheists

Christians Divorce More Than Atheists
which makes Atheists better Christians than Christians!

All My Concubines

All My Concubines
Support Traditional Marriage!

Have You Accepted Jesus

Have You Accepted Jesus
as Your Personal Shopper?

Being a Christian Warmonger

Being a Christian Warmonger
like being a polite rapist

RELIGION

As God is My Waitress

As God is My Waitress
I Will Never Go Hungry Again!

Reality has a Liberal Bias

Being lectured about marriage by a Mormon

Being lectured about marriage by a Mormon
is like being scolded for loitering by a crackwhore!

Love Jesus

Love Jesus
Hate His Groupies!

Unsaved Trash

Support our War-Profiteer Mercenaries

Go Forth And Bomb Folks That Ain't American

Vote Democrat

Vote Democrat
You don't stay the course when you are off course

Do These Body Thetans Make Me Look Fat?

Do These Body Thetans Make Me Look Fat?
Scientology: Providing gay actors with wives since 1952

HEAVEN

HEAVEN
Republican Free Since 1964!

GODLESS

GODLESS
Ann Coulter says it like it's a *bad* thing.

Keyboard + Narcissistic Personality Disorder

STONED

STONED
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The Real Jesus Forgives Your Jesus

The Real Jesus Forgives Your Jesus
for being a greedy republican warmonger

Cry for me Argentina! (I've changed my mind)

Scientology is for Homos!

Got Jesus Juice?

Joan Crawford on a 72-Hour Crystal Meth Binge

Da Vinci Code

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Who Would Jesus Torture
Who Would Jesus Torture
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