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Wear your emotion on your sleeve. Let psychotic strangers know your feelings. What's YOUR emotion? Create one. See below for details.

NEW! BLACK SHIRTS JUST ADDED! Send an email to "televictim@hotmail.com" if you would like a black shirt design created.

The generic, simple look communicates. Minimalism. No attention lost to color or design. The message goes straight to the brain, and at FunnyJesusPokerShirts, it's all about the message!

CUSTOMISE! Send a detailed email to "televictim@hotmail.com" to customise your order (blank shirt back, two designs on a shirt, smaller design...etc.). I want to please your ass. I'll create whatever your ass wants.

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"addicted"

"addicted"
I heart everything.

"horny"

"horny"
Put it anywhere.

"desperate"

"desperate"
What do you got? OK by me.

"pissed"

"pissed"
Be careful.

"unappreciated"

"unappreciated"
You'll miss me when I'm gone.

"vulnerable"

"vulnerable"
Defenses down.

"insecure"

"insecure"
Good security is important in these dangerous times.

"needy"

"needy"
Gimme, gimme, gimme ....

"unmotivated"

"unmotivated"
I don't care about buying anything now.

"unsatisfied"

"unsatisfied"
Paul Westerberg has one.

"confused"

"annoyed"

"annoyed"
Don't get me started.

"busy"

"busy"
Make it fast.

"tired"

"tired"
The need for speed.

"I love weed"

"I love weed"
What's not to love?

"content"

"content"
It's all good.

"happy"

"happy"
Now would be a good time.

"your emotion"

"your emotion"
What's YOUR emotion? What do you want them to know you're feeling? If I like it, I'll pay. Click here for details.




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