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"Jesus shirts: christian porn" "support christian porn." Sex done right on a Jesus shirt. Filmed acts of procreation only.	"Jesus shirts: i'm with Jesus" Let them prove you wrong when you're wearing this Jesus shirt.	"Jesus shirts: Jesus is busy" He'll get to us when He'll get to us.
"Jesus shirts: old shul" Kick it way back, like 4000 years.	"Jesus shirts: John 3.141592" Math is a prerequisite in Paradise, or so say these Jesus shirts.	"Jesus shirts: Jesus saves, but God gets the win" Jesus shirts that remind us that the Man Upstairs is the better closer.
"Jesus shirts: Jesus is late" Jesus shirts that remind us that punctuality is a virtue.	"Jesus shirts: i brake for Jesus" Let's hope He crosses with the green when He returns, and sees that we care on our Jesus shirts.	"Jesus shirts: give us barabbas" Is there another choice? There are some friendly Christians who know the answer.
"Jesus shirts: Jesus is coming/Jesus is going" Jesus shirts with "Jesus is coming" on the front, and "Jesus is going" on the back. You walk among us.	"Jesus shirts: Jesus is coming/Jesus is sleepy" Laugh all the way to Hell. Jesus shirts with "Jesus is coming" on the front, and "Jesus is sleepy" on the back. Get it? This one takes courage to wear. That's a dare.	"Jesus shirts: Jesus hates me" When wearing these Jesus shirts, prepare responses to unsolicited comments from Christians. What fun.
"Jesus shirts: Jesus: the hardest working man" "Jesus: the hardest working man in show business." Jesus shirts that ask "Who has a greater work ethic?"	"Jesus shirts: bless me father" "bless me, father, for i have bluffed." Finally, Jesus shirts for the confessional.	"Jesus shirts: Jesus died for somebody's chips" "Jesus died for somebody's chips, but not mine." Finally, a good cause for martyrdom, proclaimed on Jesus shirts.
"Jesus shirts: too many religions" "too many religions, not enough good gods." The spirituality menu is a busy one, but these Jesus shirts say it simply.	"Jesus shirts: your Jesus statement" What's YOUR statement for a Jesus shirt? Be creative. If I like it, I'll pay. Click here for details.	"honk for Jesus" Sticker (Bumper) $3.75
"time to crucify" Wall Clock $13.75	"countdown to Jesus" Wall Clock $13.75	"time to persecute" Wall Clock $13.75
"time to pray" Wall Clock $13.75	"time to suffer" Wall Clock $13.75