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Retaliate with a statement. We've been victimized for too long. Fill your cult void—wear weird shirts. Got a "weird" statement of your own to create? See below for details.
NEW! BLACK SHIRTS JUST ADDED! Send an email to "televictim@hotmail.com" if you would like a black shirt design created.
The generic, simple look communicates. Minimalism. No attention lost to color or design. The message goes straight to the brain, and at FunnyJesusPokerShirts, it's all about the message!
CUSTOMISE! Send a detailed email to "televictim@hotmail.com" to customise your order (blank shirt back, two designs on a shirt, smaller design...etc.). I want to please your ass. I'll create whatever your ass wants.
Submit an original statement for potential financial gain (that means money from me to you). If I like it, I'll pay (your ass)! Write to "televictim@hotmail.com"
DISCOUNTS: Email to televictim@hotmail.com (subject="discounts") for current offers.
www.televictim.com ... where it all starts.
"weird shirts: if U smell something say something" Let's use all our senses when "sniffing" out terrorism. Fight the enemy in this weird shirt. |
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"weird shirts: fart club" First rule of Fart Club: Never talk about Fart Club, except when wearing this weird shirt. |
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"weird shirts: i love 2P" "I love to pee." If you live in apartment "2P", so much the better when you own this weird shirt. |
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"weird shirts: IM spade" "I am spayed." (not "spade") A weird shirt that promises that the kid won't be yours. |
"weird shirts: I love 2 fart" "I love to fart." Everyone needs a hobby. Let the world know on your neat weird shirt. |
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"weird shirts: i fart 2 love" "i fart to love." Weird shirts that remind us of the important role scent plays in attraction. |
"weird shirts: don't look here" "don't look here, the joke's in your hand." A fond men's room memory makes it on to a weird shirt. |
"weird shirts: brake for honor students" "i brake for honor students." Let's not run over our country's future. Any good parent needs this weird shirt. |
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"weird shirts: fuck yang" Yang's been riding my coattails for too long. Let him make his own weird shirt. Censored version available. |
"weird shirts: f*** yang" Yang's been riding my coattails for too long. Let him make his own weird shirt. Uncensored version available. |
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"weird shirts: I8 fish" "I ate fish." Amazing! And it wasn't that hard either. None of it got on my weird shirt. |
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"weird shirts: cheating death" They've failed several times. They're gonna have to rip this weird shirt off my lifeless corpse. |
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"weird shirts: better late than pregnant" You may be running behind, but at least you aren't with child, in these weird shirts. |
"weird shirts: i'm proud of my legitimate son" He deserves more praise than the bastard, so tell him on these weird shirts. |
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"weird shirts: cult member" Join our community of strangers who wear these weird shirts. We put the "cult" in "culture." |
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"weird shirts: got cult?" Join our community of strangers who wear these weird shirts. We put the "cult" in "culture." |
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"weird shirts: don't let 'em take away laughter" "don't let them take away the laughter." They've taken everything else, but they can't take our weird shirts. |
"weird shirts: humor moves product" The televictim formula. "humor moves product" on the front, "product moves humor" on the back. Simple, and told via weird shirts. |
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"weird shirts: televictim.com" Diagnosing the problem is the first step, admitting it is the second, wearing weird shirts is the cure. |
"weird shirts: your weird statement" What's YOUR weird statement? If I like your idea enough to want to add it to our line of weird shirts, I'll pay. Click here for details. |
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