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What's YOUR Fantasy Baseball statement? Send a detailed email to televictim@hotmail.com describing the statement, design idea, and products to print on. If I think its got legs, I'll pay cash money.

NEW! BLACK SHIRTS JUST ADDED! Send an email to "televictim@hotmail.com" if you would like a black shirt design created.

The generic, simple look communicates. Minimalism. No attention lost to color or design. The message goes straight to the brain, and at FunnyJesusPokerShirts, it's all about the message!

CUSTOMISE! Send a detailed email to "televictim@hotmail.com" to customise your order (blank shirt back, two designs on a shirt, smaller design...etc.). I want to please your ass. I'll create whatever your ass wants.

Submit an original statement for potential financial gain (that means money from me to you). If I like it, I'll pay (your ass)! Write to "televictim@hotmail.com"

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"FANTASY BASEBALL COMMISH"
Fantasy Baseball Commish. The one and only title in this sport.

"FANTASY BASEBALL DOORMAT"
Fantasy Baseball Doormat. Think of me as the foundation up from which the league builds.

"FANTASY BASEBALL MASTER"
Fantasy Baseball Master. Come sit and learn at my cleats.

"FANTASY BASEBALL CHAMPION"
Fantasy Baseball Champion. Minions bow to me.

"FANTASY BASEBALL REALIST"
Fantasy Baseball Realist. I can't put in the necessary time.

"FANTASY BASEBALL FUCK-UP"
Fantasy Baseball Fuck-up. Even Barry Bonds is a problem on my team.

"FANTASY BASEBALL LOSER"
Fantasy Baseball Loser. Do I get points for steroids?

"FANTASY BASEBALL LEGEND"
Fantasy Baseball Legend. I call my shots.

"FANTASY BASEBALL FAILURE"
Fantasy Baseball Failure. Failure IS an option.

"FANTASY BASEBALL FABULOUS"
Fantasy Baseball Fabulous. I'm as gay for my team as a hetero can legally be.

"FANTASY BASEBALL ROOKIE"
Fantasy Baseball Rookie. This isn't going to take up too much of my free time, is it?




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