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"FANTASY FOOTBALL: BE L.T." Fantasy Football: "Be L.T." On Sunday afternoon, LaDainian Tomlinson is as valuable as the sandwich. |
"FANTASY FOOTBALL PHENOM" Fantasy Football Phenom. Ever since I was struck by lightning I've been able to foresee which TEs are going to get thrown to. |
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"FANTASY FOOTBALL COMMISH" Fantasy Football Commish. No league organizer has ever been called a "commissioner", and it has to go on a shirt. |
"FANTASY FOOTBALL HERO" Fantasy Football Hero. Like the song says, "You gotta wear a fantasy football hero shirt, to get along with the beautiful girls (in your fantasies)." |
"FANTASY FOOTBALL GENIUS" Fantasy Football Genius. Coach Einstein knows to play John Kitna over Carson Palmer. Fantasy football separates the geniuses from the losers. |
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"FANTASY FOOTBALL DOORMAT" Fantasy Football Doormat. A shirt for the basement dweller. He wouldn't know a good trade if it bit him in the ass. |
"FANTASY FOOTBALL REALIST" Fantasy Football Realist. I stay grounded on the gridiron. My fantasy doesn't stray too far from my shirt. |
"FANTASY FOOTBALL FUCK-UP" Fantasy Football Fuck-up. He was listed as Probable all week, then busts out for 3 TDs on my bench. What can I do? |
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"pink square" He's your favorite receiver while playing Madden, so why aren't you wearing his jersey? |
"green triangle" During Madden, do you love throwing to your Tight End more than anybody else? Wear his jersey number, proudly. |
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"FANTASY FOOTBALL FAT ASS" Fantasy Football Fat Ass. Too lazy to check playing status on Sunday morning. |
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"FANTASY FOOTBALL FREAK" Fantasy Football Freak. Never be satisfied. One can always improve one's team with a roster change. Micheal Vick will never throw for 3 TDs in a game. |
"FANTASY FOOTBALL CHAMPION" Fantasy Football Champion. Close your eyes and you can hear Freddie Mercury singing about champions like you. Can't you see him on stage in this shirt? |
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"FANTASY FOOTBALL LOSER" Fantasy Football Loser. Imagine what my reality is like if I can't win in my fantasies. Give this shirt to the runner-up. You'll love it. |
"FANTASY FOOTBALL ROOKIE" Fantasy Football Rookie. I need a second tight end in case my starter gets hurt. |
"FANTASY FOOTBALL FUMBLER" Fantasy Football Fumbler. My decisions make Ryan Leaf look like Ryan Leaf. |
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"FANTASY FOOTBALL TRAGEDY" Fantasy Football Tragedy. It's not the heat, it's the humanity. Little can make up for a loss, but a shirt is a good starting point. |
"FANTASY FOOTBALL HALL OF FAME" Fantasy Football Hall of Fame. Put my bust next to Irene Cara's bust. |
"FANTASY FOOTBALL HALL OF SHAME" Fantasy Football Hall of Shame. I regret that I have but one team to give to my league. |
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"FANTASY FOOTBALL: YOUR TEAM NAME" What's YOUR fantasy football team name? Put it on a shirt, a teddy bear, a clock, a bib. Extra points if it's phallic. Click here for details. |
"FANTASY FOOTBALL FEARLESS" Fantasy Football Fearless. Not afraid to take a chance on a third-string QB. |
"FANTASY FOOTBALL FANCY BOY" Fantasy Football Fancy Boy. So what if the Cowboys blow, I want them on my team. |
