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The generic, simple look communicates. Minimalism. No attention lost to color or design. The message goes straight to the brain, and at FunnyJesusPokerShirts, it's all about the message!
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"stripper shirts: saw, conquered" "i saw, i conquered, i came." ... in that order, and it wasn't that difficult, surprisingly. |
"stripper shirts: strippers R hard on money" "strippers are hard on money." Not to mention hard on relief, hard on frustration, hard on truth ... the list goes on. They are tough cookies. |
"stripper shirts: stripper with balls" "i want a stripper with balls." Takes a lot of guts, plus, I like surprises. |
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"stripper shirts: strippers never lie" "strippers never lie (the truth costs money)". What do they really have to gain by misleading a guy? Let 'em know you sympathize. |
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"stripper shirts: strippers love me" A shirt to get the attention of "dancers." They can be so aloof sometimes. |
"stripper shirts: lap dances" "lap dances are a sound investment." Some think of it as an entertainment expense, but to me it's an investment. Invest a little and watch it grow. |
"stripper shirts: my 2 priorities" I know what I like inside a "gentlemen's" club, and now you do too, fair dancer. Saves time (and money). Create your own favorite on a product, click here for details. |
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"stripper shirts: my 5 priorities" I know what I like inside a "gentlemen's" club, and in what order. And now you do too, fair dancer. Saves time (and money). Create your own list on a product, click here for details. |
"stripper shirts: if i had balls" "if i had balls, i'd be a stripper." A real lady understands courage. A statement for all the sexes. |
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"stripper shirts: strippers are people" "strippers are people too." Shirts that remind us that their human characteristics become known without their garments. |
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"stripper shirts: stripping for charity" Turn it into a noble cause, then everyone wins! Not to mention the tax break for the customer. |
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"stripper shirts: strippers sell dreams" Hard to put a price on a dream, but they seem to know where to find it. |
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"stripper shirts: strippers know price" "strippers know the price of love." It's not quality, but quantity. |
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"stripper shirts: your stripper statement" What's YOUR stripper statement? If I like your idea enough to want to add it to our line of designs, I'll pay. Click here for details. |
