FunnyJesusPokerShirts : Symbolic Shirts
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What's YOUR coded statement? Send a detailed email to televictim@hotmail.com describing the statement, design idea, and products to print on. If I think its got legs, I'll pay cash money.
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The generic, simple look communicates. Minimalism. No attention lost to color or design. The message goes straight to the brain, and at FunnyJesusPokerShirts, it's all about the message!
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"fart club"First rule of Fart Club: Never talk about Fart Club, except when wearing this weird shirt. |
"IM spade""i am spayed." (not "spade") A weird shirt that promises that the kid won't be yours. |
"I love 2 fart""I love to fart." Everyone needs a hobby. Let the world know on your neat weird shirt. |
"i fart 2 love""i fart to love." Reminds us of the key role scent plays in attraction. |
"I love 2P""I love to pee." If you live in apartment "2P", so much the better. |
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"IMMT""I am empty." And I need filling. Can you help? |
"IM4U""I am for you". And only you. It's fate that I am wearing this now. |
"UR4I""You are for I." Or, "you are for me." Grammar won't get in the way our finding each other. It's fate that me am wearing this now. |
"Y?Y""why ask why?" or "why question why?" What is the point when one is at peace? |
"I8 fish""I ate fish." Amazing! And it wasn't that hard either. |
"I love $""I love money." I wish I had more of her to love. |
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"I?Y""I ask why" or "I question why". Why? Because we love you. |
"IM 4F""I am 4F." I'm a lover, not a fighter. |
"IM square""I am square." But not too square to wear this "neat" shirt, Daddy-o. |
"I love 6""I love sex." Gimme a break. This is the closest character I could find. |
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"I#:""I pound colon." What a lovely sentiment. |
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"INVU""I envy you." A productive day, envying everyone you see. |
"UNVI""you envy i." Bad grammar, but you're a bad girl (or boy). |
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