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"fart club" First rule of Fart Club: Never talk about Fart Club, except when wearing this weird shirt.	"IM spade" "i am spayed." (not "spade") A weird shirt that promises that the kid won't be yours.	"I love 2 fart" "I love to fart." Everyone needs a hobby. Let the world know on your neat weird shirt.
"i fart 2 love" "i fart to love." Reminds us of the key role scent plays in attraction.	"I love 2P" "I love to pee." If you live in apartment "2P", so much the better.	"I half 2 fart" "I have to fart." It builds up like a numbers game.
"IM radioactive" "I am radioactive." Do I look good in green?	"IMMT" "I am empty." And I need filling. Can you help?	"IM4U" "I am for you". And only you. It's fate that I am wearing this now.
"UR4I" "You are for I." Or, "you are for me." Grammar won't get in the way our finding each other. It's fate that me am wearing this now.	"Y?Y" "why ask why?" or "why question why?" What is the point when one is at peace?	"I8 fish" "I ate fish." Amazing! And it wasn't that hard either.
"I love $" "I love money." I wish I had more of her to love.	"I love weed" "I love weed." What's not to love?	"I?Y" "I ask why" or "I question why". Why? Because we love you.
"IM 4F" "I am 4F." I'm a lover, not a fighter.	"IM square" "I am square." But not too square to wear this "neat" shirt, Daddy-o.	"I love 6" "I love sex." Gimme a break. This is the closest character I could find.
"I love 2 bone" "I love to bone." Crude, but elegant.	"I#:" "I pound colon." What a lovely sentiment.	"IM plane" "I am plain." This is why I fly coach.
"INVU" "I envy you." A productive day, envying everyone you see.	"UNVI" "you envy i." Bad grammar, but you're a bad girl (or boy).	"I Love 2 Club" "I Love to Club." Baby seals are not safe around me.