FunnyJesusPokerShirts : Weed Victims

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Shirts to wear while stoning. Wear your city or slap it on a mug or something. Got one to create? See below for details

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The generic, simple look communicates. Minimalism. No attention lost to color or design. The message goes straight to the brain, and at FunnyJesusPokerShirts, it's all about the message!

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"Weed Shirts: Weed Canada" Fer gettin' high in the Land Up Over.	"Weed Shirts: I love weed" "I love weed." What's not to love?	"Weed Shirts: I Weed NY" "I Weed New York." Fer gettin' high in the City of Brotherly Love.
"Weed Shirts: I Weed LA" "I Weed Los Angeles." Fer gettin' high in the Valley of the Sun.	"Weed Shirts: I Weed LV" "I Weed Las Vegas." Fer gettin' high in Sim City.	"Weed Shirts: I Weed SF" "I Weed San Francisco." Fer gettin' high in the Mile High City.
"Weed Shirts: I Weed UK" "I Weed the United Kingdom." Fer gettin' high in the Great White North.	"Weed Shirts: I Weed DC" "I Weed District of Columbia." Fer gettin' high in the Windy City, Washington, DC.	"Weed Shirts: smoker" Damn this glaucoma.
"Weed Shirts: happy" Am I happy or is it just cuz I'm high?	"Weed Shirts: horny" You can put it anywhere when I'm this high.	"Weed Shirts: unmotivated" Am I unmotivated because I get high, or do I get high because I'm unmotivated? ... My head hurts.
"Weed Shirts: tired" Am I tired because I'm high, or am I high because I'm tired? ... My teeth are soft.	"Weed Shirts: confused" Huh?	"Weed Shirts: insecure" Good security is important in these dangerous times....and those guys are watching us.
"Weed Shirts: vulnerable" My defenses were down. Why'd I get high?	"Weed Shirts: addicted" I'm addicted to this shirt. Weed is not addictive, as everybody knows.	"Weed Shirts: desperate" Whatever you got I'll smoke.
"Weed Shirts: I Weed NO" "I Weed New Orleans." Fer gettin' high in the "Show Me" city.	"Weed Shirts: I Weed NJ" "I Weed New Jersey." Fer gettin' high in America's Dairy Land.	"Weed Shirts: I Weed HI" "I Weed Hawaii." Fer gettin' high in the Land of Lincoln.
"Weed Shirts: I Weed CA" "I Weed California." Fer gettin' high in the Sunshine State.	"Weed Shirts: I Weed SD" "I Weed San Diego." Fer gettin' high the Dakotas.	"Weed Shirts: I Weed TX" "I Weed Texas." Fer gettin' high in the Land Down Under.
"Weed Shirts: I Weed KC" "I Weed Kansas City." Fer gettin' high with Dalton at the Double Douche.	"Weed Shirts: I Weed TB" "I Weed Tampa Bay." Fer gettin' high in the Golden State.	"Weed Shirts: Your region" Where do you smoke? What city, state, locale do you want on your weed shirts. If I like it, I'll pay. Click here for details.
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