FunnyJesusPokerShirts : Clubbing Victims

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Shirts to wear while clubbing. For victims of clubbing only. Wear your city or slap it on a mug or something. Got one to create? See below for details.

NEW! BLACK SHIRTS JUST ADDED! Send an email to "televictim@hotmail.com" if you would like a black shirt design created.

The generic, simple look communicates. Minimalism. No attention lost to color or design. The message goes straight to the brain, and at FunnyJesusPokerShirts, it's all about the message!

CUSTOMISE! Send a detailed email to "televictim@hotmail.com" to customise your order (blank shirt back, two designs on a shirt, smaller design...etc.). I want to please your ass. I'll create whatever your ass wants.

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"Club Shirts: I Club SF" "I Club San Francisco." Club shirts for the Mile High City.	"Club Shirts: I Club LA" "I Club Los Angeles." Club shirts for the Valley of the Sun.	"Club Shirts: I Club NY" "I Club New York." Club shirts for the City of Brotherly Love.
"Club Shirts: I Club LV" "I Club Las Vegas." Club shirts for Sim City.	"Club Shirts: I Club UK" "I Club United Kingdom." Club shirts for the Great White North.	"Club Shirts: I Club DC" "I Club the District of Columbia." Club shirts for the Windy City.
"Club Shirts: I Love 2 Club" "I Love to Club." Baby seals are not safe around me.	"Club Shirts: people know me" I'm kind of a big deal when I wear this club shirt.	"Club Shirts: SWF" SWF=Straight White Female; SWM=Straight White Male; GBF=Gay Black Female; BWM=Bi White Male ... etc. Whatever label/abbreviation you want on a club shirt. Click here for details.
"Club Shirts: future ex" But let's live for today because my club shirt says so.	"Club Shirts: for a good time call" The bathroom wall meets your club shirt's chest.	"Club Shirts: approachable" Try me before I change out of this club shirt.
"Club Shirts: available" For whatever you want while I'm in this club shirt.	"Club Shirts: your phone number" Advertise your phone number right on your club shirt.	"Club Shirts: famous" People know me when I wear this club shirt.
"Club Shirts: heterophobe" I fear all that's different. Effective with Hetero Sapiens.	"Club Shirts: IM4U" "I am for you". And only you. Lucky for you I wore this club shirt today. It's fate.	"Club Shirts: UR4I" "You are for I." Or, "you are for me." Grammar won't get in the way our finding each other. It's fate that me am wearing this club shirt now.
"Club Shirts: Sudoku" Or is it "Su Doku" or "SuDoku"? A nearly impossible puzzle on a club shirt for you and your followers complete. Also, shirts that have two puzzles--one on the front and one on the back.	"Club Shirts: horny" Put it anywhere.	"Club Shirts: addicted" ...to love...to Robert Palmer...to the funk...to club shirts.
"Club Shirts: desperate" A club shirt that guarantees a reaction, good or bad.	"Club Shirts: I Club NO" "I Club New Orleans." Club shirts for the "Show Me" City.	"Club Shirts: I Club NJ" "I Club New Jersey." Club shirts for America's Dairyland.
"Club Shirts: I Club HI" "I Club Hawaii." Club shirts for the Land of Lincoln.	"Club Shirts: I Club SD" "I Club San Diego." Club shirts for the Dakotas.	"Club Shirts: I Club CA" "I Club California." Club shirts for the Sunshine State.
"Club Shirts: social climber" I climb socials ... so high my ears bleed all over my club shirt.	"Club Shirts: status seeker" Impress me and my club shirt.	"Club Shirts: undiscovered" I will be found out one day, and can dispose of this club shirt.
"Club Shirts: hetero" Too silent as a race for too long. Make noise with your club shirt.	"Club Shirts: culture vulture" I feed on culture when I wear this club shirt.	"Club Shirts: trendsetter" I set trends in this club shirt...like pins in a bowling alley.
"Club Shirts: trendy" A club shirt design that will never go out of style.	"Club Shirts: copyright" Club shirts that let them know YOUR year.	"Club Shirts: cool, pop cool, uncool" Which one are you today? Checkmark it yourself before you wear these club shirts. We don't presume.
"Club Shirts: I Club TX" "I Club Texas." Club shirts for shitkickers in the Land Down Under.	"Club Shirts: I Club KC" "I Club Kansas City." Club shirts to wear when fighting Dalton at the Double Douche.	"Club Shirts: I Club TB" "I Club Tampa Bay." Clubs to wear in the Golden State.
"Club Shirts: Your Region" Where do you club? What city, state, locale do you want on your club shirts? If I like it, I'll pay. Click here for details.	"time to party" Wall Clock $13.75	"time to rock" Wall Clock $13.75