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If I knew why the masses preferred these, I'd run for God.

NEW! BLACK SHIRTS JUST ADDED! Send an email to "televictim@hotmail.com" if you would like a black shirt design created.

The generic, simple look communicates. Minimalism. No attention lost to color or design. The message goes straight to the brain, and at FunnyJesusPokerShirts, it's all about the message!

CUSTOMISE! Send a detailed email to "televictim@hotmail.com" to customise your order (blank shirt back, two designs on a shirt, smaller design...etc.). I want to please your ass. I'll create whatever your ass wants.

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"strippers are hard on money"

"strippers are hard on money"
Not to mention hard on relief, hard on frustration, hard on truth ... the list goes on. They are tough cookies.

"I half 2 fart"

"I half 2 fart"
"I have to fart." It builds up like a numbers game.

"fart club"

"fart club"
First rule of Fart Club: Never talk about Fart Club, except when wearing this weird shirt.

"Weed Canada"

"Weed Canada"
Fer gettin' high in the Land Up Over.

"people know me"

"people know me"
I'm kind of a big deal.

"strippers never lie"

"strippers never lie"
"strippers never lie (the truth costs money)". What do they really have to gain by misleading a guy?

"Jesus shirts: old shul"

"Jesus shirts: old shul"
Kick it way back, like 4000 years.

"Jesus shirts: John 3.141592"

"Jesus shirts: John 3.141592"
Math is a prerequisite in paradise.

"Poker shirts: liquor in the front"

"Poker shirts: liquor in the front"
Give her what she wants.

"how's my driving?"

"how's my driving?"
"how's my driving? call 1-800-GOTO-HELL". As if you care what they think of your mad driving skills.

"I love 2 fart"

"I love 2 fart"
"I love to fart." Everyone needs a hobby. Let the world know on your neat weird shirt.

"i fart 2 love"

"i fart 2 love"
"i fart to love." Reminds us of the key role scent plays in attraction.

"strippers love me"

"strippers love me"
Gets the attention of "dancers." They can be so aloof sometimes.

"i brake for honor students"

"i brake for honor students"
Let's not run over our country's future.

"i brake for Jesus"

"i brake for Jesus"
Let's hope He crosses with the green when he returns.

"Sudoku shirts"

"Sudoku shirts"
Or is it "Su Doku" or "SuDoku"? A nearly impossible puzzle for you and your followers to complete. Also, shirts that have two puzzles--one on the front and one on the back.

"got cult?"

"got cult?"
Join our community of strangers. We put the "cult" in "culture."

"poker shirts: bless me, father"

"poker shirts: bless me, father"
Finally, poker shirts for the confessional.

"weird shirts: fuck yang"

"weird shirts: fuck yang"
Yang's been ridin' my coattails for too long. Censored version available.

"revenge: bad driver"

"revenge: bad driver"
Reach out and slap this on the rear of the douche who cut you off...(or wait until he parks).

"revenge: cellphone asshole"

"revenge: cellphone asshole"
Who's more inconsiderate? Slap one of these on the idiot's back. It'll feel good.

"unavailable"

"unavailable"
Don't get what's left of your hopes up.

"unappreciated"

"unappreciated"
You'll miss me when I'm gone.

"famous"

"famous"
People know OF me.

"addicted"

"addicted"
I heart everything.

"weird shirts: cult member"

"weird shirts: cult member"
Join our community of strangers. We put the "cult" in "culture."

"copyright"

"copyright"
Let 'em know YOUR year.




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