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If I knew why the masses preferred these, I'd run for God.
NEW! BLACK SHIRTS JUST ADDED! Send an email to "televictim@hotmail.com" if you would like a black shirt design created.
The generic, simple look communicates. Minimalism. No attention lost to color or design. The message goes straight to the brain, and at FunnyJesusPokerShirts, it's all about the message!
CUSTOMISE! Send a detailed email to "televictim@hotmail.com" to customise your order (blank shirt back, two designs on a shirt, smaller design...etc.). I want to please your ass. I'll create whatever your ass wants.
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"fart club"First rule of Fart Club: Never talk about Fart Club, except when wearing this weird shirt. |
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"strippers never lie""strippers never lie (the truth costs money)". What do they really have to gain by misleading a guy? |
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"how's my driving?""how's my driving? call 1-800-GOTO-HELL". As if you care what they think of your mad driving skills. |
"I love 2 fart""I love to fart." Everyone needs a hobby. Let the world know on your neat weird shirt. |
"i fart 2 love""i fart to love." Reminds us of the key role scent plays in attraction. |
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"Sudoku shirts"Or is it "Su Doku" or "SuDoku"? A nearly impossible puzzle for you and your followers to complete. Also, shirts that have two puzzles--one on the front and one on the back. |
"got cult?"Join our community of strangers. We put the "cult" in "culture." |
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"revenge: bad driver"Reach out and slap this on the rear of the douche who cut you off...(or wait until he parks). |
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