FunnyJesusPokerShirts : Pop-culture Shirts

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Retaliate with a statement. We've been victimized for too long. Fill your cult void—wear pop-culture statements. Got a pop-culture statement of your own to create? See below for details.

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The generic, simple look communicates. Minimalism. No attention lost to color or design. The message goes straight to the brain, and at FunnyJesusPokerShirts, it's all about the message!

CUSTOMISE! Send a detailed email to "televictim@hotmail.com" to customise your order (blank shirt back, two designs on a shirt, smaller design...etc.). I want to please your ass. I'll create whatever your ass wants.

Submit an original statement for potential financial gain (that means money from me to you). If I like it, I'll pay (your ass)! Write to "televictim@hotmail.com"

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"old shul" Kick it way back, like 4000 years.	"fart club" First rule of Fart Club: Never talk about Fart Club, except when wearing this weird shirt.	"people know me" I'm kind of a big deal.
"FREE CHARLIE SHEEN" He's been a prisoner too long. We miss the real Charlie. Release the demons!	"Sudoku shirts" Or is it "Su Doku" or "SuDoku"? A nearly impossible puzzle for you and your followers to complete. Also, shirts that have two puzzles--one on the front and one on the back.	"my name is URL" A child of Our Mother, the Internet.
"between iraq" "between iraq and a hard place." Stuck...in a pun.	"gas stinks" Protest high gas prices while celebrating flatulence.	"free gas now" Demand free gas and instant relief.
"copyright" Date yourself. Let them know YOUR year.	"expiration" Announce the year you expired.	"trendsetter" I set trends...like pins in a bowling alley.
"culture vulture" I feed on culture.	"pundit" Those who don't know how, teach...except I know how.	"social critic" Come to me for the answers.
"trendy" A design that will never go out of style.	"television is furniture" Remind them that their TVs can hold drinks and ashtrays.	"pop goes the culture" Why is there no federal funding for pop-culture reform?
"cool, pop cool, uncool" Which one are you today? Checkmark one. We don't presume.	"Jesus died for somebody's chips" "Jesus died for somebody's chips, but not mine." Finally, a good cause for martyrdom, via Patti Smith.	"televictim.com" Diagnosing the problem is the first step, admitting it is the second, wearing weird shirts is the cure.
"your pop-culture statement" What's YOUR pop-culture statement? If I like your idea enough to want to add it to our line of weird shirts, I'll pay. Click here for details.	"hammer time" Wall Clock $13.75	"Bush countdown" Wall Clock $13.75
"time for art" Wall Clock $13.75