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Televictims of the world unite! Got cult?
It's time to take your stand. Fight the powerful with a compelling statement--on a wide range of shirts, baby clothes, dog clothes, caps, aprons, teddy bears, badges, tote bags, stickers, coasters, clocks...etc. To view statements, click topic below or navigate "BROWSE DESIGNS" at left. To view by product, see "BROWSE PRODUCTS" on left.
NEW! BLACK SHIRTS JUST ADDED! Send an email to "televictim@hotmail.com" if you would like a black shirt design created.
The generic, simple look communicates. Minimalism. No attention lost to color or design. The message goes straight to the brain, and at FunnyJesusPokerShirts, it's all about the message!
CUSTOMISE! Send a detailed email to "televictim@hotmail.com" to customise your order (blank shirt back, two designs on a shirt, smaller design...etc.). I want to please your ass. I'll create whatever your ass wants.
Submit an original statement for potential financial gain (that means money from me to you). If I like it, I'll pay (your ass)! Write to "televictim@hotmail.com"
FunnyJesusPokerShirts is not affiliated with TastelessChristianHoldemCaps or HumorousChristGamblingApparel. We are FunnyJesusPokerShirts, and we stand behind our name.
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Fantasy Football Shirts Wear fantasy meets reality. Give a shirt to the fantasy football freak, champion, legend, or loser in your league. Who's better than LaDainian Tomlinson? You can "Be L.T.". Or, create your own product |
Symbolic Shirts No eschewing of obfuscation here. Shirts with common characters--the more challenging to understand, the better. Or, create your own. |
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Weird Shirts Take a stand! Make a weird statement with a weird shirt. They’re strange, but it’ll keep the powerful guessing. They won’t know what hit ‘em, and we'll all wonder why. Got your own statement? |
Fantasy Baseball Shirts Wear fantasy meets reality. Give a shirt to the fantasy baseball freak, champion, legend, or loser in your league. Or, create your own. |
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Poker Shirts You're an online poker victim. Admit it. See our poker shirts. Put your favorite hand or statement on a shirt, mug, button, etc. What's YOUR poker st |
Stripper Shirts Ever been to a strip club? Yeah, me neither. Wear a shirt with a statement to impress those that are easiest to impress--exotic dancers. Shirts for the strippers too. Got your own statement? |
Pop-culture Shirts Take a stand! Make a pop-culture statement. They’re strange, but it’ll keep the powerful guessing. They won’t know what hit ‘em, and we'll all wonder why. Got your own statement? |
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Mating Victims To expedite the mate selection process, let strangers know your label. It's on your chest. What's YOUR label? Create one. |
Emotional Victims Wear your emotion on your sleeve. Let psychotic strangers know your feelings: "pissed", "horny". What's YOUR emotion? Create one. |
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Weed Victims If you're not high, read on. Get a shirt with your city so you'll know where you are the next time you're baked. See our regional shirts, ideal for "making the scene". Or, create one. |
Time Victims Time doesn't lie. Clocks with a message. A favorite reminder every time you check to the time. What's YOUR time statement? Create one. |
Bumper Stickers Allow your bumper to speak to the world. What's YOUR weird bumper statement? Create one. |
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Clubbing Victims You club. You like the nightlife, baby. See our regional shirts, ideal for "making the scene". Put your city, state abbreviation, or locale on a shirt, mug, button, etc. Where are you? |
Revenge Stickers Get a bunch and slap 'em on the cars of bad drivers, the lockers of a-holes, the mailboxes of idiots, ... etc. Or create your own statement of revenge. |
Your Statement C'mon, open up. What's YOUR televictim statement? Pop-culture, poker, Jesus, weird, emotion, label? Click for details on creating your own. |
