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Marc Paquette's APOTHEOSIS Art+Design
San Francisco, California
Member Since: 2006

"Those are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others." --Groucho Marx

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APOTHEOSIS art+design : "Cool Quotes"

When I first created my store, I needed lots of designs fast, and filled my store with many of my favorite quips and quotes from poliicians, literature and other pop culture sources. Some sold well, and others didn't, but most were not really the stuff I wanted to fill my store. Now that I've created more fitting content for the store, I could have just deleted the lot of them, but then I thought better, and decided to just lump them together in one blanket category, and hence, the "Cool Quotes" section of my store.

There's some great stuff here, so look around -- you just might find the perfect shirt to say what's on your mind!

"Niemoller Quote"

"Niemoller Quote"
Friedrich Gustav Emil Martin Niemöller was a prominent German anti-Nazi theologian and Lutheran pastor who was imprisoned in Sachsenhausen and Dachau concentration camps from 1937 to 1945.

Marx "Opiate of the Masses" quote

Marx "Opiate of the Masses" quote
I'm not particularly a fan of Marxism, but I do agree with this particular statement about relgion being "the opiate of the masses."

W.C. Fields Quote

W.C. Fields Quote
Famed juggler, pantomimist, comic and lush, Mr. Fields was also an eminent misanthrope.

Mae West Quote

Mae West Quote
The wild, wild West

Oscar Wilde Quote

Oscar Wilde Quote
The legendary wit, raconteur and bon vivant, apparently spoke of himself when he wrote this line.

Mahatma Gandhi Quote

Mahatma Gandhi Quote
One of those wonderful quotes that can be interpreted to mean so much more than its author intended, without diminishing his original meaning.

Thomas Jefferson Quote

Thomas Jefferson Quote
Jefferson clearly understood the press, and although he despised it, he recognized its worth.

Friedrich Nietzsche Quote

Friedrich Nietzsche Quote
The Existentialist Philosopher proclaimed God to be dead over a hundred years ago.

Marquis de Sade Quote

Marquis de Sade Quote
The Marquis de Sade may be better known for his more salacious writinngs, but if you think about it, it's not surprising that he wrote this statement.

Boethius Quote

Boethius Quote
The greater the intellect, the more likely the perception of homosexuality as an acceptable lifestyle -- even among Christian zealots.

Barry Goldwater Quote

Barry Goldwater Quote
Bastion of conservatism, Barry Goldwater, surprisingly understood the absurdity of banning gays in the military.

Victor Hugo Quote

Victor Hugo Quote
Hugo appreciated the French democracy -- He just didn't like it.

Plato Quote

Plato Quote
Plato explained government-sanctioned homophobia over 2350 years ago, and his words still ring true today.

Dorothy Parker Quote

Dorothy Parker Quote
Parker was a poet, author and literary critic with a notoriously caustic wit.

Ambrose Bierce Quote

Ambrose Bierce Quote
Rene Descartes said "Cogito Ergo Sum" (I think, therefore I am), but Bierce put a wonderfully unusual spin on it!



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