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» In memory of Jude Vivers (1943-2006)
» LXIX
» "FELCH"
» Cheer me up...
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» "Don't kiss me, stupid..."
» "F***ing Awesome"
» "On your knees..."
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» "Hurt You"
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» "I got this way from kissing boys"
» "Take Your Teeth Out"
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» "Second Childhood?"
» "Entry in Rear"
» "Speed Bump"
» "Time Flies Like an Arrow"
» "Gag Glasses"
» "You Are Getting Sleepy"
» "Runner-Up"
» "Eternal Riddle"
» "The Scarlet Letter"
» "I Love Everybody"
» "I Still Swallow"
» "Unnatural Sex"
» "Better Blatant than Latent"
» "Deeply Appreciated"
» "Cool Quotes"
   » "Niemoller Quote"
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» "RHPS"
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» "Lobotomies for Republicans"
» "January 20, 2009"
» "FUBAR"
» "DILLIGAF"
» "Bernice & the Bedwetters"
» The Blue Devil Cabaret Lounge
» "Logo Gear"


Marc Paquette's APOTHEOSIS Art+Design
San Francisco, California
Member Since: 2006

"Those are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others." --Groucho Marx

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APOTHEOSIS art+design : "Time Flies Like an Arrow"

As a child, this was the kind of joke that really tickled me. As an adult, I find it still does.
"Time Flies" Economy T-shirt
"Time Flies" Economy T-shirt
$12.00
"Time Flies" BBQ Apron
"Time Flies" BBQ Apron
$20.00
"Time Flies" Boxer Shorts
"Time Flies" Boxer Shorts
$16.00
"Time Flies" Wall Clock
"Time Flies" Wall Clock
$15.00



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